1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY Movie Site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,708 --> 00:00:29,750 [military brass music] 4 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,666 ASTÉRIX and OBÉLIX THE MIDDLE KINGDOM 5 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:13,375 [narrator] The year is 50 BC 6 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:16,041 Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. 7 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:17,083 ok 8 00:01:17,083 --> 00:01:18,791 not entirely. 9 00:01:18,791 --> 00:01:21,166 A small village of unruly Gauls 10 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,875 still holding out against the invaders. 11 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:27,166 And life is not easy for the Roman legionnaires 12 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:30,625 garrisoning the fortified camps of Totorum, Aquarium, 13 00:01:30,625 --> 00:01:32,750 Laudanum and Compendium. 14 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:38,916 [man 1] ♪ Favorite thing I like ♪ 15 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:43,375 ♪ It's to go on a hike in the woods ♪ 16 00:01:43,375 --> 00:01:47,875 ♪ I like to go with my friend, with... my brother ♪ 17 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,500 Hey, that rhymes. Ha! 18 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,208 [man 2] You know what, Obelix? This life is not healthy. 19 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:53,958 - [Obélix] Huh? - Too much meat. 20 00:01:53,958 --> 00:01:56,291 - Oh! Too much meat? - Yes. 21 00:01:56,291 --> 00:02:00,041 Wild boar for breakfast, lunch and dinner and then midnight snacks. 22 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:01,916 And all that barley beer! 23 00:02:01,916 --> 00:02:03,666 I don't think it's that good for us. 24 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:06,708 - What else would we eat then? - I don't know. 25 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:10,916 We could balance it out a bit, with...vegetables. 26 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:15,416 - Vegetables? Vegetables? - Uh-huh. 27 00:02:16,708 --> 00:02:19,125 [Obelix laughs] 28 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:22,750 Oh, you're so funny, Astérix! 29 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:25,375 - Do you hear that, Dogmatix? - [complains] 30 00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:26,958 Imagine chewing celery 31 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:28,958 instead of bone? Like, "Hello, vegetables"? 32 00:02:28,958 --> 00:02:29,916 [laughs] 33 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,625 Yes, go and laugh. 34 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:35,166 Honestly, what's the point of destroying our health like this? 35 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:37,125 And that magic potion... 36 00:02:37,666 --> 00:02:39,958 Where is the evidence that it is safe to use? 37 00:02:39,958 --> 00:02:42,166 We have no perspective. Except no. 38 00:02:42,666 --> 00:02:44,958 And besides, we really need it, you know? 39 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,541 - Are you okay? - No, I'm not. 40 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:50,958 Look, it's not a big deal, 41 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:53,750 maybe a mixed salad now and then, or mushrooms. Chestnuts? 42 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:56,875 - Well, it's off season... - Shush. 43 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:58,250 [sniffs vigorously] 44 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:01,208 - [Astérix sighs] - [comic music] 45 00:03:01,208 --> 00:03:04,041 Already wearing one, can't you just leave the poor beasts alone? 46 00:03:04,041 --> 00:03:07,125 [snarling] 47 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:10,166 [metal targets] 48 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:12,083 [shaking] 49 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:15,125 Peekabuo, you silly rummy-trees! 50 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:17,208 [bark] 51 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:19,041 - Rejoice, Caesar. - [soldier 1] Sorry, we got lost. 52 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:21,125 I didn't know we were so close to your village. 53 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:23,333 Oh please, I must have told you twenty times. 54 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:25,000 - He didn't. - He did. 55 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,750 [soldier 2] You kept saying, "I'm sick of these stupid Gauls dying." 56 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,791 "They can kiss my shield." 57 00:03:29,791 --> 00:03:32,125 - Oh! - [soldier 1] What's wrong with you? 58 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,833 - [indistinctly arguing] - [Obélix] Wait here. 59 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:35,166 No No NO. 60 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:36,791 Leave it to me. 61 00:03:37,541 --> 00:03:39,583 Let me prove to you how much I need this. 62 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,541 The real power is here, 63 00:03:43,541 --> 00:03:45,250 and here. 64 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:46,833 so hang in there 65 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:49,416 relax, watch and learn. 66 00:03:49,416 --> 00:03:51,625 [tense music] 67 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:53,250 [soldier 1] Hiya. 68 00:03:54,416 --> 00:03:56,458 [scream of pain] 69 00:03:56,458 --> 00:03:58,208 [Obelix chuckles] 70 00:03:58,208 --> 00:04:00,416 They have these headphones... 71 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:01,875 I'm sorry, are you in or out? 72 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,458 I was told to stay outside. 73 00:04:05,291 --> 00:04:06,833 Not! 74 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:08,875 [Astérix screams in pain] 75 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:14,875 - Come and help, don't be stupid! - Come on, hit him hard. 76 00:04:17,666 --> 00:04:18,750 [grumbles] 77 00:04:19,916 --> 00:04:21,583 - Oh! - [Obélix] Hey! 78 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,583 [squeaking and glancing] 79 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:28,625 [roast] 80 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:30,166 Oh! 81 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:33,000 [whistle] 82 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,333 Come on, be a sport, I'd… 83 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:36,666 - [Asterix sighs] - Cheater! 84 00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:38,583 I don't know what you are talking about. 85 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:40,416 I was doing fine without the potion. 86 00:04:40,416 --> 00:04:42,041 [tutting] 87 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:48,500 We don't have to do that. 88 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:50,541 But... we do. 89 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,458 [screams] 90 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,875 {\an8}ASTÉRIX and OBÉLIX THE MIDDLE KINGDOM 91 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:01,291 {\an8}- [light music plays] - [distant screams] 92 00:05:03,916 --> 00:05:05,833 {\an8}[indistinct speech] 93 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:23,583 {\an8}[indistinct chatter continues] 94 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:29,125 {\an8} ♪ I like my big belt ♪ 95 00:05:29,916 --> 00:05:31,958 {\an8} ♪ Keeping my pants nice! ♪ 96 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,208 {\an8}Why are there no customers? 97 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,916 {\an8}- The product is not so fresh. - [Flies buzzing] 98 00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:37,541 {\an8}- Are you fresh? - What? 99 00:05:37,541 --> 00:05:39,458 {\an8}- Uh, nothing. - [Obélix] Can you imagine, 100 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:41,791 {\an8}Getafix, I can't even smoke my own boars inside! 101 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:44,750 {\an8}Just because Mister Astérix decided to stop eating them, 102 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:46,541 - doesn't mean you have to. - [laughs] 103 00:05:46,541 --> 00:05:48,375 [child] Panacea! 104 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:50,166 Panacea! 105 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:52,500 - Panacea! - [Panacea] Hello, girls. 106 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,458 - Shall we go to the market? - [girl] Yes! 107 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:59,333 - [clears his throat] Good morning, Panacea. - Good morning, Obelix. 108 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:00,541 Um, panacea... 109 00:06:01,791 --> 00:06:03,500 [Obélix] I wanted to tell you... 110 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,458 Mm-hmm? 111 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:08,166 When I carved this menhir, I was thinking of you, so I want you to have it. 112 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:10,583 That's very nice of you, but what would I do with it? 113 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,083 Goodbye then. 114 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:19,750 - He didn't take it. - Humming? 115 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:23,958 - The menhir, she didn't want it. - What are you waiting for? It weighs a ton! 116 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:26,375 What would they use it for? An ankle bracelet? 117 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:29,083 - Getafix, your scythe is ready. - Thank you, Fulliautomatix. 118 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:30,250 Oh, enough of that. 119 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:31,833 And let me tell you... I'm going to tell you... 120 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:34,125 come here 121 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:37,125 {\an8} ♪ I'm on fire ♪ 122 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:40,750 {\an8}There is no reason why Astérix should not have a varied diet as long as 123 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,208 {\an8}he does not impose it on others. 124 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:44,458 Getafix, what are you doing? 125 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:45,875 huh? 126 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:47,916 [comic music] 127 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:48,958 Diving, I think. 128 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:50,083 What are you doing this for? 129 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:51,666 It's quicksand, obviously. 130 00:06:51,666 --> 00:06:54,333 No one has ever reported quicksand around here before. 131 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:57,083 Maybe because they have already sunk! 132 00:06:57,666 --> 00:06:59,166 {\an8}[Cacofonix] Wagon in sight! 133 00:06:59,791 --> 00:07:02,875 {\an8} ♪ Wagon in sight ♪ 134 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:05,458 {\an8}Excuse me for a second. 135 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:06,666 {\an8} ♪ But I'm never hoarse ♪ 136 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:10,333 {\an8} ♪ Because my heart longs to sing ♪ 137 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:14,583 {\an8}- Was it too hard for you to keep quiet? - [Cacofonix holds the note] 138 00:07:14,583 --> 00:07:18,125 {\an8}[soil] 139 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,291 {\an8}First customer I've had in days! 140 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:22,125 {\an8}That's how the fish rotted there. 141 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:24,583 {\an8}What? Are you saying my fish is rotten? 142 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:26,791 {\an8}[serious music plays] 143 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,250 {\an8}Let's see who it is, shall we? 144 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:59,000 {\an8}FOR LOUISE AND MARCEL 145 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,541 - Stay still, horses. - Bankrupt, what are you doing here? 146 00:08:01,541 --> 00:08:03,375 - [Bankruptcy] Shh! - It's summer time. 147 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:04,291 Were you ambushed? 148 00:08:04,291 --> 00:08:07,541 - [Astérix] And where is your uncle? - You want to be quiet, I'm serious, not a word. 149 00:08:07,541 --> 00:08:09,291 [Whispering] Listen to me! okay? 150 00:08:09,291 --> 00:08:12,583 Friends, I just came from China. I need your help with this. 151 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,500 - You have to see this. - Why are you blonde? 152 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:18,541 Now this is what I have to tell you. I'm Galilean. I have always been a Galilean. 153 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,750 - Phew! - So please play. 154 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,875 Play with it, will you please? 155 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:24,000 I will explain to you. This way. 156 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,291 - [mysterious music plays] - [indistinct chatter] 157 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:33,125 [crowd gasps] 158 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:34,958 They are strange. 159 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:38,166 [Bankruptis] Now this magnificent young woman asleep on his shoulder, 160 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:39,458 she is a princess 161 00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:42,625 Sa See's name. Even the daughter of the empress of China. 162 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:45,000 [crowd gasps] 163 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,666 You know where China is, right? 164 00:08:46,666 --> 00:08:47,833 - Absolutely. - [scattered murmurs] 165 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:49,166 Right. 166 00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:50,958 - Is she a princess too? - [Bankruptcy] No. 167 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:53,458 She is her bodyguard, her name is Ka Ra Tay. 168 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:56,958 Let me tell you, it's righteous anger. He beat everyone I met. 169 00:08:56,958 --> 00:08:59,791 She beat the Scythians. And he beat the Parthians, he beat the Huns. 170 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,958 She is a beautiful woman. 171 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,750 A female bodyguard? [laughs] It's pretty funny. 172 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:06,416 That's it, laugh then, go on. 173 00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:09,375 Since you're such an alpha male, we'd all love a demonstration. 174 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:10,708 - No? - Okay. 175 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:12,791 Yeah, see if you can grab her hand, alpha male. 176 00:09:12,791 --> 00:09:14,791 - [Bankrupt] Come on. Be my guest. - Okay. 177 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:18,291 [crack] 178 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,250 [groan] 179 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:20,916 [everyone laughs] 180 00:09:20,916 --> 00:09:22,041 So of. 181 00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:28,500 ["Say You, Say Me" plays] 182 00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:35,916 ♪ You say, tell me ♪ 183 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:40,375 ♪ Say it forever ♪ 184 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,041 [spreading wings] 185 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:44,291 ♪ That's the way it should be ♪ 186 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,250 Did you drink the potion? 187 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:50,791 - No. - Mm-hmm. 188 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:53,875 - What's going on? - What is happening is quite obvious. 189 00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:56,833 I'm telling you this, don't go there. 190 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:58,291 The princess and me... 191 00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:00,583 We're more than friends, you know what I'm saying? 192 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:01,791 - Is that you? - Yes. 193 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:03,166 Princess? 194 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:08,083 I have arrived. 195 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:10,916 [crowd] Oh! 196 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:13,208 [Vitalstatistix] What is the meaning of this? 197 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:14,875 [boy] Oh no, here comes the boss! 198 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,625 Now this is Vitalstatistix, 199 00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,500 he is chief among us Gauls, he is chief. 200 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,250 [grumbles] 201 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,125 In the name of Toutatis, you have some nerve. 202 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:25,916 Where is your uncle Ekonomikrisis? He scammed me on a silk soda. 203 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,208 - How incredible. - [The impediment] Yes. 204 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:29,583 He said, "Relax, it will stretch." Do I look relaxed? 205 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:30,916 - Obviously not. - Where is the crook? 206 00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:33,916 Oh! Not! He sent me, okay? Can I tell you the story? 207 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,958 Allow me to introduce you to Princess Sa See. 208 00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:39,958 The daughter of the empress of China! 209 00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:41,458 [crowd] Oh! 210 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:42,958 who is the girl 211 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:45,250 - Thanks, Bankruptix. - Your welcome. 212 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:48,958 Head of Vitalstatistix. Let me explain why I came to you. 213 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:51,625 - Getafix, how far is China? - Very far! 214 00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:53,916 Here the sun rises, there. 215 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:56,000 Ah. 216 00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,583 [narrator] Since the princess story will probably be quite long, 217 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,333 and full of emotion, 218 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:07,958 let's have a somewhat condensed account instead. 219 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,625 The princess lives with her mother, the empress. 220 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:12,541 Since the emperor died, 221 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:16,041 The empress strove to maintain control over the Six Kingdoms. 222 00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:18,458 Even as beloved as she is by her people, 223 00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:21,583 The empress must face the ambitions of some of the princes, 224 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,666 who secretly covet her throne. 225 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,416 The troubles began on the birthday of His Highness the See, 226 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:30,208 the girl you saw earlier in the village. 227 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:32,375 This is what we call a flashback. 228 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:36,125 [sigh] 229 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,750 Another vase? 230 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,208 [grumbles] 231 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:40,708 [See] Every year is the same. 232 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:42,666 Who would be interested in a collection of vases? 233 00:11:42,666 --> 00:11:45,291 Now I am twenty years old and I have never left this palace. 234 00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:46,791 I'm sick of these gardens and guards! 235 00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:48,958 Your security is at stake. You know this well... 236 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:53,708 Dad promised me that I would visit Lutetia, all the boutiques, the small taverns... 237 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,416 I want to travel to Gaul! 238 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:58,916 We talked about it. Such a journey is too dangerous. 239 00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:00,833 The answer is no. 240 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:03,125 Here. Open this one. 241 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:06,791 A gold coin stamped with your likeness. 242 00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:08,041 First ever beaten. 243 00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:11,000 Will she buy a dress in the capital of Gaul? 244 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,916 In See... 245 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,041 [Empress] Prince Deng Tsin Qin! 246 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,625 [mysterious music] 247 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:25,375 I was told you perceived 248 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:26,958 a new tax on your kingdom, 249 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:28,750 while your people are starving? 250 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,625 If I may be so bold, Your Majesty... 251 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,625 Julius Caesar charged hell 252 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,708 of his own empire and no one complains. 253 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:37,208 Besides, where is pleasure without pain, as my compatriots say. 254 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,541 Who is this man? 255 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:41,625 This is Scar Dee Kat. My new strategic advisor. 256 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:44,791 He is from Rome, where he had a very high position. 257 00:12:44,791 --> 00:12:46,625 Put the people of China 258 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,500 before the twisted schemes of a novel. 259 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,458 Of course, Your Imperial Majesty. 260 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,500 before i retire 261 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:56,291 have you thought about my marriage proposal? 262 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,000 Yes. The princess and I discussed it. 263 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,125 And...? 264 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,083 I had a good laugh. 265 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:03,125 [laughter] 266 00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:06,166 [Dee Kat shouts] Ah! "The one who makes a woman laugh..." [laughs] 267 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,833 Sorry. 268 00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:11,458 If Your Majesty and her daughter find it amusing, 269 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,791 then so be it. 270 00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:15,208 [mysterious music] 271 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,458 [Empress] Ka Ra Tay. 272 00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,500 My faithful warrior. 273 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,583 call my daughter 274 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,500 [lively music] 275 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:52,875 [Ekonomikrisis] Look, we are in China. 276 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,125 The Chinese love all things Gaul, therefore we are Gauls, 277 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,166 I can't be more clear. 278 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,708 For a native Phoenician, it is humiliating, Ekonomikrisis. 279 00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:01,791 The name is Ekonomikrisix! 280 00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:03,208 Get it through your thick skulls! 281 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:06,041 You are Overmix and Premix! Right? 282 00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:08,500 And all three of us are Gauls. "Comprendix"? 283 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:12,000 - We are always the ones to make the effort. - [Ekonomikrisis] Always you, right? 284 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,875 - [both laughing] - Is that funny to you? 285 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,916 Do you think this is funny? Do you think I'm amused? 286 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:19,166 - To be blonde? - [Overmix] No. 287 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:22,333 So grab these papyrus sheets and go and pass them around town. State! 288 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,458 Continue. Yallah , I mean, keep it up. 289 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,458 Put on your headphones! Go! 290 00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:28,291 On the way now. 291 00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:29,750 China is ours, right? 292 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,166 hey hey hey What are you up to? 293 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:35,750 what do you think you are doing You touch, you pay. That's the rule. 294 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:37,958 Are these real Louboutix? 295 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,750 "Are those real Louboutix?" 296 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,375 Of course they are real, have you ever seen soles like this before? 297 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:45,000 They are red and so are my prices, so if it's too much, 298 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,208 go check out Cheaptrix next door. 299 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,541 Okay, get out of my store now. 300 00:14:49,541 --> 00:14:51,791 - Come on, give us some air. - [Ekonomikrisis] Wow! 301 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,791 It's a booboo. The mother of all booms. 302 00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:55,875 Please forgive him, Your Majesty. Forgive him. 303 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:59,666 He is my nephew. He has the same temperament as his mother. 304 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,208 - Right. - That's what everyone says. 305 00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,375 And of course the sandals are yours. 306 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,416 There's no charge, I'll take it... 307 00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:06,583 - Oh! - ...from his salary. 308 00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,666 - I felt pain. - You had her coming. 309 00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:10,708 Ekonomikrisix, I am at your disposal. 310 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,166 [Whispering] Nobody shakes. Put your hand away. 311 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:14,791 - Nobody shakes. - Nobody shakes. 312 00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:17,791 That's a terrible mistake, princess. 313 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:21,833 Alas. You are sublime. One. One one. 314 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,541 I'm Bankruptix. I am the grandson. 315 00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:25,708 With my mother's temper. 316 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:28,583 And also... her eyes. 317 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:31,458 [letting go] 318 00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:33,166 I wish I had blonde hair like you. 319 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:37,125 It was never my choice, princess. I've always been like this. 320 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,833 Only nature is to blame. 321 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,750 [clears his throat] If Your Imperial Majesty, 322 00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,875 uh we could leave all this behind 323 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:46,458 if you would agree to taste some of our famous Gaelic wines, 324 00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,500 it would greatly honor us. 325 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,625 [Economic Crisis] Enter. 326 00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:54,750 Let's start with a superior vintage to honor your majestic imperiousness. 327 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,666 [sniff] The nose is fruity. 328 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,708 Full of sun. 329 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,208 Pine notes and cool shade. 330 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,541 With a shade of chestnut. [sniffs] 331 00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:05,625 Banana too. 332 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,416 Dried dates, maybe. 333 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:10,416 It's more of a fruit salad than a... wine, really. 334 00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:11,416 WINE TASTING 335 00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,916 [lively music] 336 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,000 I love the ROCK 337 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:26,666 I will buy them all. 338 00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:28,750 - Ah! - [ding] 339 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:33,250 - [To See] Are these Gallic perfumes? - Absolutely, I really am. 340 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,333 All our perfumes come from Gaul. 341 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,208 Just like me and my staff. 342 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:39,875 This is the latest fragrance 343 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,791 the ladies are mad after in Gaul. Amphora. 344 00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:44,833 Amphora. 345 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:45,916 adore. 346 00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:47,250 And I'm all for it. 347 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,708 - [Deng Tsin Qin] Archers, fire! - Hey, be careful! 348 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,000 [screaming] 349 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,916 - [tense music plays] - [screaming] 350 00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,083 Look, are you hurt? 351 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,500 No, mom, I'm fine. 352 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,208 - Bankruptcy, all right? - Yes, I'm fine. 353 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,583 I ask about the goods! 354 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:05,666 Greetings friend. 355 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,083 [Deng Tsin Qin] Hey empress? 356 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,416 Walk out with your hands up. 357 00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:11,166 We wouldn't want to hurt anyone. 358 00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,250 We have our eyes on you! 359 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,666 Yes, both types. 360 00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:18,666 Yeah because... my eyes are more like, round, 361 00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:20,208 and you guys are, like uh… 362 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:21,833 Forget it. 363 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,541 Is there another way out? 364 00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:27,208 Yes. I have a secret passage 365 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,041 in the case of customs controls. That is, in case of verification... 366 00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:32,625 checking fires. In case of fire. A fire exit. 367 00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:35,833 Ka Ra Tay, I entrust my daughter to you. Save her! 368 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,541 Mom, no! You have to escape too. 369 00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:39,666 The empress does not run away. Save yourself. 370 00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,708 the villain is after you. 371 00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:42,625 Let's go. 372 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,000 - [Bankruptcy] Bye, princess. - Leave it. I will stay here. 373 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,875 A good trader never abandons his stock. 374 00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:51,333 The captain of the ship, right? 375 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,333 Well, yes. 376 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,791 You get to the base and bring the boys back. 377 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:55,166 What? Uncle Mahmood? 378 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,000 Not him, not Uncle Mahmood, this base. 379 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,250 This home base? 380 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,541 - This is the other end of the planet! - You should be on your way. 381 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:02,541 - [inhales, grunts] - Hey, wait! 382 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,541 Keep your eyes on the Princess. We won't miss the biggest sale ever. 383 00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:10,291 Imagine. If you save the Princess of China... 384 00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,000 [soft music plays] 385 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,666 - Ah. - Oh yes. 386 00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:19,000 - Yes... I will understand on the way. - [Ekonomikrisis] Go! 387 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,583 [Bankruptis] Take care, unkie. 388 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,166 [grumbles] 389 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:23,791 [sigh] 390 00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,458 I happen to be an amateur boxer. 391 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:28,458 Let me deal with it. 392 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:30,333 - [lively music plays] - So, guys? 393 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,416 - Domineering ladies, aren't they? - [landing punch] 394 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,458 [groan] 395 00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:36,583 [sigh] 396 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,250 So I left the room and then... 397 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:41,250 what happened 398 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,458 - You were hit in the head. - Oh, of course! 399 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,583 That's how it happened. 400 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,666 So, are we having fun yet, empress? 401 00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:48,833 excuse me just a second 402 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:51,333 but who the hell are you? Because none of this makes much sense. 403 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,208 I am completely lost, I am confused here. 404 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,333 - So? - The princess is still missing. 405 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,625 And if she's hiding, she's smart. 406 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:01,125 He dodges us like a sneaky little fish... 407 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,916 Find it, offer a reward! Tell the whole kingdom! 408 00:19:04,916 --> 00:19:08,000 I want her alive! For our beautiful forced wedding! 409 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,958 [laughs] 410 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:12,583 I know my daughter. 411 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:13,916 She will seek revenge. 412 00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:16,125 Now that is a scary thought. spoiled princess, 413 00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:17,208 who has never been out! 414 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,333 - This is my bride you are talking about. - Sorry, Master. 415 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,375 Yeah, I'm sorry too, but tell us what's going on, 416 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,333 I'm so confused, like totally perplexed. 417 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,333 I will behead you, empress. 418 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,625 You will not decapitate anyone. 419 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,333 where are your manners You don't do that. 420 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,125 Make no mistake, you can't be the one to kill the empress. 421 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,500 [Deng Tsin Qin] Why not? 422 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:36,000 It's not that simple, because the Princes of the other kingdoms hate your courage. 423 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,708 They claim you are not emperor material, 424 00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:40,000 and also their words not mine you are physically ugly 425 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,541 and you have a small... 426 00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:44,750 - Don't you dare. - I meant the army. You have a small army. 427 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,083 It's the smallest one there. 428 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,000 If you try to beat them, you have no chance. 429 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,750 [Deng Tsin Qin] I suppose you wouldn't say that unless you had a plan? 430 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,166 Well taken. 431 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,666 - And my idea... - Shut up! 432 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,958 - Right, pull them in! Let's go! - No. 433 00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:59,333 - Take it easy. - [Deng Tsin Qin] Move! 434 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:02,041 Easy, there's an empress here, and the jars are broken. 435 00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:04,041 [Deng Tsin Qin] China is ours! 436 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:07,166 - [evil laughter] - [emotional music] 437 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,500 [crying] 438 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,500 [Bankruptis] It'll be fine, princess. 439 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,291 And you can count on me. okay? You and me. 440 00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:42,791 - [grunts of pain] - [bones cracking] 441 00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:44,416 [Bankruptis] Don't worry. We will help you! 442 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,083 Because it is a known fact, 443 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:48,125 we Gaels like to help others. 444 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,583 Not! 445 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,458 No, no, no and no! 446 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,083 [Vitalstatistix] Out of the question! 447 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,083 I don't know about you, but I found this story extremely long. 448 00:20:56,083 --> 00:21:00,916 And honestly, by Belenus, why does everyone always have to come to us for support? 449 00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:02,916 Wait now, Vitalstatistix, 450 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,291 it is a tradition. 451 00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:07,000 We provide assistance to those in need. 452 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,083 Including our good friend Bank... 453 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,708 - Rupture - ...rupture. 454 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:14,041 - Ruptix. - Right, well... it's a no, that's it. 455 00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:16,500 Many times it was yes. But this time, it isn't. 456 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:20,083 [Vitalstatistix] I have a bad feeling. China is far away, I've never been! 457 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,833 Neither did our ancestors! Where it is, we don't know. 458 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:22,791 Of course we do, come on. 459 00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,291 Yes, even I know where it is. 460 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:27,041 It ended there. Where the sun rises, right? 461 00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:29,458 [Obélix] He doesn't even know that? [laughs] 462 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,250 I'm not sure where it is and I'm the boss. 463 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,375 Oh boss, I respect your decision. 464 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,833 I will take leave now to save my mother and motherland. 465 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,916 - [Bankruptcy] No, no, no. - Please wait, princess... 466 00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:40,916 Well, I could go. 467 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:44,375 As it happens, I'm free at the moment. 468 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:48,625 Well, I'm free too, at the moment. I wouldn't mind going. 469 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,791 Hey, you two! Who is in the chair here? 470 00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,958 Are you village chief now? 471 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:55,916 Okay, I've heard enough about that. 472 00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:58,541 - Not yet! - Have you completely lost your mind? 473 00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,708 You are a good boss! 474 00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:02,583 Ignoring the anguish of an innocent girl. 475 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,583 - Oh, no, Mimenta... - Don't mimic me! 476 00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:07,458 - Is this how you greet friends from China? - Seriously. 477 00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:11,541 [Impedimenta] Your galia is not beautiful! Is it just because China is too far away? 478 00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,791 You're not the one making the trip, so what do you care? 479 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,125 - [sighs] - Am I wrong? 480 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,000 It's Astérix and Obélix, as usual. 481 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,500 [laughter] 482 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,000 Take this, if some idiot ever writes the story of our village, 483 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,458 rest assured that no one will call it The Adventures of Vitalstatistix the Galul. 484 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,166 Even Dogmatix travels more than you! 485 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,125 - [laughter] - Do you hear that, Dogmatix? 486 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:29,625 [bark] 487 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,000 [laughter] 488 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,208 oh man This is brutal. 489 00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:34,625 Sure, when it's all about the magic potion and mustache, 490 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:35,708 then you're on board 491 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:38,000 but when things get delicate, you disappear! 492 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:40,791 [grumbles] 493 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,875 [grooving] 494 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,208 Okay, come on, go on. 495 00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:50,625 - Hooray! - [Sigh of relief] 496 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:53,041 - [bobbing happily] - Thank you. I can't thank you enough. 497 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:55,916 - [lyre] - ♪ My dear companions when you leave ♪ 498 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,125 [sigh] 499 00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:00,416 ♪ My heart has to figure it out ♪ 500 00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:03,750 ♪ Must be worn on the sleeve... ♪ 501 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,708 [hiccup] 502 00:23:06,416 --> 00:23:09,375 [epic music] 503 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:16,666 [narrator] Meanwhile, in the eternal and well-watered city of Rome, 504 00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:20,000 we join Julius Caesar in his magnificent palace, 505 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,541 reveling in domestic bliss with Egypt's mighty queen, 506 00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:26,625 the gorgeous, gentle-mannered Cleopatra. 507 00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:31,125 [Cleopatra] I had him! can you hear me I had! 508 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,875 Please tell what this is about? 509 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,583 I pack all my things and go back home. 510 00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:42,291 I should have listened to mommy. 511 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,625 Now that I'm done, I can say it. 512 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,916 - There is someone else. - Anyone else? 513 00:23:47,916 --> 00:23:49,458 [gasps] 514 00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:51,083 [Caesar] You can't be serious! 515 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:54,291 What do you mean, is it someone else? 516 00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:57,791 what do you mean Is it Infidelitatis? 517 00:23:57,791 --> 00:23:59,166 That's how it is. 518 00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:02,041 And... 519 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,208 and for whom would you leave the Great Caesar? 520 00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:08,791 Tabasco! 521 00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:10,958 - [Greek music plays] - [Caesar] Tabascos? 522 00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:12,166 the greek? 523 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:15,625 [laughter] 524 00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:17,791 Tabascos, the Greek. 525 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:20,750 So you would be prepared to leave the Great Caesar... 526 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:24,291 for the pecs of a regular gym teacher? 527 00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:29,041 Very well, we will see about it after the lions. 528 00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:32,166 Don't you dare hit my Tabascos! 529 00:24:32,791 --> 00:24:34,291 I love him, do you understand? 530 00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:36,000 What... What is it, do you love him? 531 00:24:37,416 --> 00:24:38,625 What do you mean, do you love him? 532 00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,958 What could he have that I don't have, right? 533 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:43,875 He is a world-renowned athlete. 534 00:24:43,875 --> 00:24:46,375 As for you, outside of Rome and Gaul, no one knows you. 535 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,375 Phew. 536 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:48,458 [laughs] 537 00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:51,125 Priceless! Nobody knows Julius Caesar? 538 00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:52,041 Well, go ahead. 539 00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:55,000 Pursue your international ambitions with your athlete. 540 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,666 {\an8}- [in Greek] Let the Greek tsat your ziki! - [gasps] 541 00:24:57,666 --> 00:24:59,375 - [clears his throat] - [Caesar in English] Yes... 542 00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:01,166 Uh, if I may, oh, Caesar? 543 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,125 Minor marital squabble, but resolved. 544 00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:08,750 Thus speaks Slius Foxxus, my wily and familiar advisor. 545 00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:12,333 [Slius Foxxus] Rejoice, Caesar! You are quite observant, you fooled me. 546 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:25,583 May I introduce Scar Dee Kat, Prince Deng Tsin Qin's ambassador, 547 00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:27,083 the new master of China. 548 00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:30,750 How is it that such a great empire has such a weak representative? 549 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:34,041 Yes, well, because it's not the size that counts, it's the know-how, oh Caesar. 550 00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:35,666 And some men have none! 551 00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:38,958 [she laughs] 552 00:25:38,958 --> 00:25:40,625 [Whispering] She's a beauty! 553 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,083 What brings you, little one? 554 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:44,291 O Caesar, I have come to offer you great riches 555 00:25:44,291 --> 00:25:45,708 of my adopted country 556 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:48,125 in exchange for modest military aid. 557 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:51,750 [scoffs] Even Alexander the great gave up on conquering China. 558 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:54,500 It's the perfect chance to expand my empire... 559 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:56,333 Your empire, oh Caesar. 560 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,125 But I had it with the conquest, 561 00:25:58,125 --> 00:26:01,416 and my name in history has already been immortalized forever. 562 00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:04,166 I like it when you talk like that. I adore her! 563 00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:05,125 So well spoken. 564 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:08,583 - Well spoken, right? - Biopix, my biographer from Galicia. 565 00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:11,125 [Slius Foxxus] The amazing achievements of mighty Caesar, 566 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:12,708 what better story to tell? 567 00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:14,166 Sufficient. Go, you two. 568 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:18,000 Oh Caesar, since you want to go down in history, you must be aware 569 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,208 that in China, you are less than a star. 570 00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:23,083 what did i say [laughs] 571 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,041 I'm getting better and the village now! 572 00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:28,958 I, Caesar, man of a thousand conquests, 573 00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,333 and no one even knows me? 574 00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,833 - Wow. - [laughs] 575 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,708 ["Le Diro Parole Blu" plays] 576 00:26:43,291 --> 00:26:44,916 [Scar Dee Kat] He speaks the truth. 577 00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:46,041 In China, at least. 578 00:26:46,041 --> 00:26:48,875 Go to your happy place, okay? Happy. 579 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,500 Very well, Scar Dee Kat, 580 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,875 step forward and describe this alliance 581 00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:54,041 - and this empire... - [door slams] 582 00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:56,958 ...this is about to see how great I am! 583 00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:58,583 [Cleopatra laughs] 584 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:02,166 Explain your plan to me and remember that this Caesar is experienced. 585 00:27:02,166 --> 00:27:03,250 [laughs] 586 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,625 [light music plays] 587 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:09,125 Okay, so I replaced your stroller because you need something sturdy, right? 588 00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:12,291 This is a walk. The best around, borrowed from Cousin Turbo. 589 00:27:12,291 --> 00:27:14,625 - I pimped him with a boar's belly. - Wow. 590 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:17,458 That is correct. Shock-absorbing airbags such as 591 00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:18,416 And... 592 00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:20,125 the roof. 593 00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:21,416 Wonderful. [expires] 594 00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:24,125 Let me tell you. It is the perfect chariot. 595 00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:25,458 It is magnificent. 596 00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:30,791 Okay, let's go. 597 00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:35,041 [Astérix] Put it down. Princess, do you want to get into the carriage? 598 00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:39,541 [sigh] Ah, hard bananas, thanks. 599 00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,791 Ah... We have a great trip, princess. 600 00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:48,208 Astérix, I have prepared a magic potion for you. 601 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,958 But since Obélix mentioned you didn't want to, I wasn't so sure. 602 00:27:51,958 --> 00:27:53,250 No, I'm just... I'm fine. 603 00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:56,166 I... Well... 604 00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:58,791 Not bad to have just in case, I guess, but... 605 00:27:58,791 --> 00:28:00,208 I would like to reduce some. 606 00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:02,541 Okay, so watch out because I've got him well fortified. 607 00:28:02,541 --> 00:28:04,416 [sneeze] 608 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 [smile, sizzle] 609 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,208 [crowd laughing] 610 00:28:08,916 --> 00:28:09,875 Have you tried it? 611 00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:14,166 No, I took a sip, a small sip. He had to taste it. 612 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:16,333 - You know, it's... - [Astérix] Yeah, right. 613 00:28:16,916 --> 00:28:18,416 Good luck, princess! 614 00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:20,166 As for you two, 615 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,166 be brave be reckless 616 00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:25,833 and completely dishonest. In short, just be Gallic. 617 00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:28,208 [applause] 618 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,708 Stay tuned, many! 619 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,625 Oh, I didn't tell you, it's a much faster round trip. 620 00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:35,291 [Bankruptis mocks him] "Faster return trip"... [sighs] 621 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:38,541 Excuse me, but, uh, I want to make a point 622 00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:43,750 that the role of a bard is to celebrate our heroes and their deeds... Right? 623 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:46,083 So what's my point if I can never travel, right? 624 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:47,958 - He has a point. - Go on, go on, go on. 625 00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:49,916 - An excellent idea - No, no, no, go. Rapid. 626 00:28:49,916 --> 00:28:51,333 Cacophonix will travel with you… 627 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,083 - [cough] - [Cacofonix sigh] 628 00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:57,166 Oh no. They forgot me! 629 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,291 [all] Oh. 630 00:28:58,291 --> 00:29:01,333 - ♪ They forgot me! ♪ - [lyre] 631 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:02,666 [sings a high note] 632 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,375 [groan] 633 00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:06,916 ARMOR 634 00:29:06,916 --> 00:29:10,333 [narrator] And so our friends sped southward, 635 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:13,666 favoring the maritime course which, according to Getafix, 636 00:29:13,666 --> 00:29:15,916 it is faster than the Silk Road. 637 00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:20,166 After rowing across the Mediterranean Sea, thanks to Obelix, 638 00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:22,208 reach North Africa. 639 00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:30,958 Rubbing and squeezing. 640 00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:33,416 I don't know how. I had to learn Kung Fu. 641 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:37,583 Friction. 642 00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:39,916 And squeeze. 643 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,250 [Asterix sighs] 644 00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:47,916 Oh, uh, it's happening again. 645 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,416 [breathes irregularly] 646 00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:51,375 Asterix? Enjoying the view? 647 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,833 Would you like some barley beer? A chair? 648 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:54,666 Be right back! I'll come right away. 649 00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:57,791 Nothing comes immediately! what are you playing 650 00:29:57,791 --> 00:29:58,958 Same thing as you. 651 00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:02,375 Does she know you are spying on her? Well, maybe I'll tell him. 652 00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:06,708 She is magnificent. 653 00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:09,416 [Astérix] He learns to wash because he knows 654 00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:11,416 her routine will be rougher in Gaul with me, hmm? 655 00:30:11,416 --> 00:30:13,958 - She is preparing for her new life. - [laughs] 656 00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:16,333 The Princess of China, in Gaul? To live with peasants? 657 00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:18,291 Serious? 658 00:30:18,291 --> 00:30:21,375 What part of "Sa See and I are an article" do you not understand the meaning? 659 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:23,458 - You are not an object. - We are such an article. 660 00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:24,833 It goes on for six months. 661 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:27,708 - Is that you? - Oh, give me a break! 662 00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:29,708 I will make this very simple for you. 663 00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:32,500 Sa See and I are together. We are in love, we are getting married. 664 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:35,125 Oh! Congratulations, Bankruptis. 665 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,916 - Thank you very much, Obelix. - I only like weddings. 666 00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:38,541 I do. With a banquet? 667 00:30:38,541 --> 00:30:42,000 With a banquet, and you know what Obélix? You will be the best man. 668 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,125 Oh! Wow, thank you! I've never been a good man before. 669 00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:48,208 Now, Obélix, will you please swallow no old tale, 670 00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,416 it is intensely aggravating. 671 00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:51,458 If they're in love, they're in love, it's not my fault. 672 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,708 - It's so obvious. - They are not in love. 673 00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:56,125 And until she's with someone, she's with no one. 674 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:57,333 [Astérix] May the best man win. 675 00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:00,708 I can't wait to see his face when I tell him, 676 00:31:01,416 --> 00:31:03,541 you're just posing as a gal. And you're a fake blonde. 677 00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:06,500 Oh yeah? Well I can't wait to see his face too 678 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:07,958 when I tell him your mustache is all… 679 00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:09,458 Yeah, well, how about my mustache? 680 00:31:09,458 --> 00:31:11,208 - Your mustache. - Yes? Yes? 681 00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:12,916 It's really horrible. 682 00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:14,250 Oh no. 683 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:17,583 So rude. 684 00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:19,125 Yes. So there. 685 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,083 - That was useless. - Not the mustache. Come on. 686 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:23,750 He shouldn't have, but he shouldn't have pushed her. 687 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:25,250 [Obelix] Mustache is forbidden. 688 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,458 - [Indistinct chatter] - [Facruptis] What is he doing? 689 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:30,458 - It could be. - They throw us. He spills the beans! 690 00:31:30,458 --> 00:31:32,583 And should he be your friend? 691 00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:34,041 Oh, let's go. Let's go. 692 00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:37,250 - [both screaming] - What are you doing? 693 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:41,583 We do nothing. Actually, yes, we are looking for a… a date! It's everything. 694 00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:44,500 - For the wedding. - Yes. Not. We want to eat the fruit. 695 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:45,708 - To eat the fruit. - At the wedding. 696 00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:47,083 [Bankrupt] No. to eat here 697 00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:49,458 - I am the best man. - Ah... This is impossible. 698 00:31:50,166 --> 00:31:51,750 This guy is in the loop. 699 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:55,125 - Right, we're leaving. Excuse me. - [comic music] 700 00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:58,458 [Whispering] Didn't you get the "shut up" memo? 701 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:05,750 Good night, Mr. Know-It-All! 702 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:08,875 Good night Mr. I-I-have-a-new-best-friend. 703 00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:11,666 Good night, Mr. Vegetable! 704 00:32:11,666 --> 00:32:14,916 [mockingly] Oh, I love those vegetables! Delicious! 705 00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:16,625 Good night, Mr. Wannabe-A-Blonde. 706 00:32:16,625 --> 00:32:17,625 good night sir... 707 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,125 [Ka Ra Tay] Say good night and you're done! 708 00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:20,083 Hmm. 709 00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:21,208 He started it. He did. 710 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:22,541 [Obélix] Good night, Ka Ra Tay. 711 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,041 [sigh] 712 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:27,958 [Whispering] Ka Ra Tay. 713 00:32:28,791 --> 00:32:30,916 Do you think mom is still alive? 714 00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:34,416 The Empress is the heir of Heaven, Princess. 715 00:32:34,916 --> 00:32:36,500 Nothing bad can come of it. 716 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,291 Good night sir "I'm in love with someone and I can't even tell them." 717 00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:46,083 Good night sir "I don't make any sense and I'm so big no one can see past my belly." 718 00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,666 Good night sir "I sleep alone like a shriveled up insect, so big." 719 00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:51,166 - Oh! - Enough! 720 00:32:51,166 --> 00:32:53,041 [Obelix] Yes. [Astérix] Got it. I'm sorry. 721 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,583 [mysterious music] 722 00:33:13,541 --> 00:33:14,958 Well, hello! 723 00:33:14,958 --> 00:33:17,416 how are you feeling Did you have a good trip? 724 00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:34,916 Your daughter remains missing. I've been looking for too long 725 00:33:34,916 --> 00:33:36,166 and the country is too vast. 726 00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:38,791 And good morning. There are two of us in the room. 727 00:33:38,791 --> 00:33:40,958 - Who are you again? - The moment my allies are here, 728 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,250 I will decapitate you. 729 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,750 Welcome, I'm fine. You decapitated me. 730 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:46,666 You're the guy who likes beheadings. 731 00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:47,750 And you, merchant. 732 00:33:48,375 --> 00:33:50,125 Not me, I have nothing to do with it. 733 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:52,708 - I'll give you a tip, though... - Your balls are on the line. 734 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:57,333 [dramatic music] 735 00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:58,791 The first day. 736 00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:02,250 At the end of the abacus, if the Princess has not been captured, 737 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,750 you two... 738 00:34:07,625 --> 00:34:08,750 We have two lives. 739 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:11,875 The second begins when we realize we only have one. 740 00:34:13,541 --> 00:34:14,500 Thank you for that. 741 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:17,958 Wow! 742 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:21,708 Ah, now there is a real empress. That is very good. 743 00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:24,375 “We have two lives and it's over when you… 744 00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:27,625 And your second begins when your first, uh...first life... 745 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:29,625 of which we only have two. 746 00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:33,166 And we're just getting started... Thank you for that. 747 00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:35,166 The first life begins... 748 00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:42,833 [narrator] Meanwhile, Caesar, his mighty army, and Scar Dee Kat 749 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,208 they took the Silk Road, 750 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:47,416 and is heading towards China at breakneck speed. 751 00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:48,375 A kind of. 752 00:34:48,375 --> 00:34:49,666 [shouting] 753 00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:51,333 [soldier 1] Silk Road, Schmilk Road! 754 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:53,750 You took us well and lost us! You just won't admit it. 755 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,458 [soldier 2] Whoops! Where are you taking us? 756 00:34:56,458 --> 00:34:59,250 At least nine thousand people have wandered to the north! 757 00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:00,916 I won't take it anymore! 758 00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:02,625 I can't work like this! 759 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:05,000 [soldier 1] Join the army, they said. 760 00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:09,125 - [playing military trap] - [thunder boom] 761 00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:11,291 [Caesar] Woopsus, are we going left or right? 762 00:35:11,291 --> 00:35:13,583 [Woopsus] It's a no-brainus, we should go left. 763 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:15,375 Ergo, we will go right. 764 00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:16,375 excuse me 765 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:18,458 How long will all this left-right-left stuff last? 766 00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:21,041 Because at this rate, we'll never make it to China. 767 00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:22,500 Who does this man think he is? 768 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:25,041 [Risklus] Rejoice, Caesar. Risklus, the secret service. 769 00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:29,041 Rejoice, Caesar. Risklus, the secret service. 770 00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:32,416 Yes we know. Everyone knows you. why are you here And where is Antivirus? 771 00:35:32,416 --> 00:35:36,583 Still on the front line in Milan. I don't think it opens my pigeons. 772 00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,166 [sigh] 773 00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:39,500 But, Caesar, I'm here. 774 00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:41,166 Not as impressive. 775 00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:43,250 Not as impressive. 776 00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:44,833 [Caesar] Right. what do you want 777 00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:48,583 O mighty Caesar, Carioca, your chief dancer, demands a hearing. 778 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:51,583 She got all kinds of demands for respect and all that. 779 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:53,041 Should I just serve her? 780 00:35:53,041 --> 00:35:54,000 What's wrong with you? 781 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:56,958 - [Caesar] Show her inside. - Huh! 782 00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:00,000 Oi! Ugh, Tapioca! 783 00:36:00,916 --> 00:36:02,833 [off-key horn cone] 784 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,625 So, Carioca. What can I help you with? 785 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:12,583 Oh, Caesar, we just got our new suits. And guess what? 786 00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:14,750 Shorter than ever. I wonder why. 787 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,750 If what you wanted was go-go taverns, 788 00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,500 You should have stayed in Rome, a lot there. 789 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,541 Ooh, I wouldn't know, I'm sorry. 790 00:36:21,541 --> 00:36:24,208 Oh, you have! The Palladium, behind the square. 791 00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:26,083 By the Circus, between Stern and Scrot. 792 00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:27,291 Right. 793 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:31,500 Is that what you want, Carioca? Knee-length suits for your dancers? 794 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:34,708 For starters. Furthermore, moving forward, we could discuss 795 00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:37,666 the question of the place of women in our society, long overdue. 796 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:40,041 Look, it's all about the men around here. Right? 797 00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:41,833 Gladiators? All men. 798 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:44,916 The senators? All men. Your legions, of course, are all men. 799 00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:45,958 And Caesars? 800 00:36:45,958 --> 00:36:48,500 - [Carioca] Nothing but men! - So a Juliet Caesar would be better? 801 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,916 [laughter] 802 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,250 Do you want Rome to be ruled by a woman? 803 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,458 [all laughing] 804 00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:57,666 That is correct. 805 00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:07,666 [narrator] Back to our friends, 806 00:37:07,666 --> 00:37:10,333 who crossed the vast Egyptian deserts, 807 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:12,625 under the burning sun 808 00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:16,458 finally reaching the Red Sea and the city of Clysma, 809 00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:20,125 a small Egyptian port that would later be known as Suez. 810 00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:22,083 Yes, as in the Suez Canal. 811 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:30,166 [Bankruptis] If we're looking for a captain, 812 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:31,958 I guarantee we'll find one here. 813 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:35,375 [Obélix] Oh, look Astérix, the tavern is called Lutetia, in Gaul! 814 00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:42,208 [Tipsy in French] ♪ Dare to come and cast the first stone ♪ 815 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:47,666 ♪ To fall head over heels in love ♪ 816 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:49,750 ♪ It leaves a wound that never heals ♪ 817 00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:53,791 ♪ But the love you feel is the real deal ♪ 818 00:37:56,291 --> 00:38:00,166 - ♪ So don't be harsh or disapproving ♪ - [Astérix and Bankruptis sing] 819 00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:01,333 ♪ When a woman ♪ 820 00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:03,041 - ♪ Falling in love ♪ - No. 821 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:05,708 Not. You don't know it. 822 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:07,375 I know that, mate. 823 00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:09,916 [Tipsy, Bankruptis, Astérix] ♪ With a man sweeping her off her feet ♪ 824 00:38:09,916 --> 00:38:11,083 Wow! 825 00:38:11,083 --> 00:38:13,083 - [cheers] - [Bankruptis in English] Wow, well done! 826 00:38:16,458 --> 00:38:18,166 Do you see this? There is Gaul. 827 00:38:18,166 --> 00:38:19,666 I just love it here! 828 00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:22,166 This is exactly my idea of ​​what Lutetia would be like! 829 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,041 [man] Man! Man! 830 00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:25,083 And mine. 831 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:27,583 [Obelix gasps] 832 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,458 Oh, that's good. So good! I bet you're a gal. 833 00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:34,750 Oh yeah, big boy. Born and raised. 834 00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:37,625 - Have you been here for a long time? - It's been a while, I'd say. 835 00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:41,541 He used to run a small cabaret in Lutetia. It made a good profit, packed every night. 836 00:38:41,541 --> 00:38:43,666 But I fell for the wrong guy. 837 00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:45,833 A crazy little guy wanted me to rush after him. 838 00:38:45,833 --> 00:38:48,041 What he really wanted was to put me out of business. 839 00:38:48,041 --> 00:38:51,625 So who took his booty and flew all the way here? 840 00:38:51,625 --> 00:38:53,875 Careful, baby! That's right! 841 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:56,500 What about you blondes? What brought you here? 842 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,708 We are looking for the best captain in town. 843 00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:01,125 Oh! That guy over there is Titanix. 844 00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:04,500 Is it tough? 845 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:07,375 titanic? The guy is a champion, hook, line and sinker! 846 00:39:07,916 --> 00:39:11,041 - Hmm. Thanks for the tip, Tipsy. - From one Gaul to another! 847 00:39:12,041 --> 00:39:13,708 We normally keep mutti outside. 848 00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:15,458 But I like your look. 849 00:39:16,291 --> 00:39:18,291 [reggae music plays] 850 00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:24,166 We want to rent a boat in China. 851 00:39:24,166 --> 00:39:27,000 In China, on a boat? I can't be bothered with that. 852 00:39:27,958 --> 00:39:29,333 [Titanix] What I can offer is this. 853 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:33,375 Creeks of Clysma Day Tour. All the kebabs you can eat, beaches, 854 00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:35,083 - great sunsets... - [ding] 855 00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:36,708 Great package. 856 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,500 Well, I mean not for now. For later. 857 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,750 This gem is worth more than your boat. 858 00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:44,291 Perfect, why didn't you start with that? 859 00:39:44,875 --> 00:39:47,000 - Hey, what-- - [Tipsy] Are you out of your mind? 860 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,083 Do you think I've come this far to shake me? 861 00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:51,916 Now take a walk before I get my whip! 862 00:39:51,916 --> 00:39:54,125 Looks like Tipsy is reaching her tipping point. 863 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:58,083 - What's the matter, Tipsy? - These gentlemen want to attack my pockets. 864 00:39:58,083 --> 00:40:00,083 I'll give them a taste of their own medicine! 865 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:02,750 - Nobody messes with Tipsy! - [tutting] 866 00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:05,583 Might you be a little light on all of this? 867 00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:07,458 What do you want with the lady? 868 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:09,750 Who is the easy one? 869 00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:12,791 [laughing] 870 00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:15,583 [laughs] It's funny. 871 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:17,458 You know, princess, in Gaul, 872 00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:20,416 when three hundred pound boys say certain things, 873 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,541 featherweights don't buy it! 874 00:40:23,541 --> 00:40:26,000 - [tense music plays] - [groans] 875 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:29,833 [clears his throat] Hmm... 876 00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:31,333 [tutting] 877 00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:32,333 Mm-hmm. Hmm. 878 00:40:33,458 --> 00:40:35,208 - Hmm. - [sigh] 879 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,375 [swallow] 880 00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:42,125 [grumbles] 881 00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:43,416 [lively music] 882 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:49,250 [grunts, makes animal noises] 883 00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:51,041 [shouts] 884 00:40:51,041 --> 00:40:52,125 Wow, it's a lizard! 885 00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:55,666 [trumpet blowing] 886 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,333 Alas. 887 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,708 What's going on here? 888 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,500 [music intensifies] 889 00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:09,208 [shouts] 890 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,250 [crowd gasps] 891 00:41:12,416 --> 00:41:15,291 This is powerful stuff. He went overboard on this one. 892 00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:17,333 Hey, hey! Come on, give me a taste. 893 00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:19,291 - [Obélix] We won't tell anyone. - Even less so. 894 00:41:19,291 --> 00:41:22,458 [gasping, coughing] 895 00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:24,875 [Astérix] You get one. Choose. 896 00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:26,916 Then I take the big one. 897 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,958 - [comic music plays] - [sigh] 898 00:41:29,958 --> 00:41:31,000 gentlemen. 899 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,333 [laughs] 900 00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:36,916 [scattered gasps] 901 00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:44,291 I'm not allowed to drink because I fell into the cauldron as a child. 902 00:41:44,291 --> 00:41:46,000 So this won't hurt as much. 903 00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:48,583 [screams] 904 00:41:48,583 --> 00:41:51,166 [epic music] 905 00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:08,208 [Bankruptis] So imagine this. A mini amphora with two painted fins. 906 00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:10,375 Inside, we put a small drop of magic potion, 907 00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:12,041 just enough to give you a good boost. 908 00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:14,583 We sell the drink as a strong drink... 909 00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:17,625 I'm still working on the concept, but I'll come up with a name. 910 00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:20,333 In Rome, with all the orgies, 911 00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:22,500 young people dancing until dawn, 912 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:23,625 I would commit a crime. 913 00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:26,791 [Titanix] Well, I'm your man for all things shipping. 914 00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:30,458 - What are you doing? - It's Tai Chi. 915 00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:33,333 An ancient Chinese technique for recharging the body's energy. 916 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:36,291 It's wild to meet now. 917 00:42:36,291 --> 00:42:39,666 My life just took a new direction that is totally in step with your culture. 918 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:43,458 Balance, nutrition, energy, all that good stuff, you know. 919 00:42:44,291 --> 00:42:45,708 I realize that we are really connected. 920 00:42:45,708 --> 00:42:46,791 Hmm... 921 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,416 [heavy breathing] 922 00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:53,375 - Are you done? - Now we meditate. 923 00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:55,166 - Yes! - I don't talk. 924 00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:03,333 [Whispering] That coin is something else. 925 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,000 is that you 926 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,625 Yes. A gift from my mother. 927 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,458 He must love you so much. 928 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:14,541 [sad music plays] 929 00:43:15,208 --> 00:43:18,333 When he gave it to me, I didn't even smile. 930 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,375 You don't have to worry, princess. 931 00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:23,208 I will free your mother, believe me. 932 00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:25,916 I'm here for you. 933 00:43:26,416 --> 00:43:27,875 Excuse me, if I may, 934 00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:32,125 for starters, we're here for you! And some of us showed up, for you 935 00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:34,000 right at the beginning of the adventure. 936 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,416 Sorry, please excuse me. 937 00:43:35,416 --> 00:43:36,958 Princess... 938 00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:38,958 [vamping music] 939 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:45,500 [Ekonomikrisis] What are you doing? No, you moved two marbles. 940 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,333 - No. - Put one back. Yes, you did. 941 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:50,083 You moved two balls, put one back. Don't go pushing my balls. 942 00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:51,666 Not that I don't love this place. 943 00:43:51,666 --> 00:43:55,541 [laughs] I mean... Speaking of which, you thought about it 944 00:43:56,666 --> 00:43:58,333 my proposal? 945 00:44:00,583 --> 00:44:02,458 This will be a tough one. 946 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,458 That said, I'm used to tough negotiations! 947 00:44:05,458 --> 00:44:07,333 - Economic crisis? -Yes? 948 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:09,000 If one day we go out, 949 00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:12,166 would you like to continue doing business in China? 950 00:44:12,166 --> 00:44:14,416 - Yes! Very much! - Then stop talking. 951 00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:18,458 You were placed in my cell to torture me. 952 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,375 Well, that means strongly. 953 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:23,125 Maybe it's just... 954 00:44:23,625 --> 00:44:25,208 the destiny that chose us. 955 00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:27,458 "Maktub" as we say at home. 956 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,125 You're beautiful when you're angry, you know. 957 00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:34,250 - [dramatic music] - [sigh] 958 00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:38,125 [gasping] 959 00:44:41,166 --> 00:44:42,208 [captain] Ah! 960 00:44:42,833 --> 00:44:44,125 [grumbles] 961 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:47,125 Oh boy! 962 00:44:47,916 --> 00:44:49,125 [sigh] 963 00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:53,666 Gentlemen, here at the Red Sea, we're done with bad dates. 964 00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:56,166 Who is the predator here? Huh? 965 00:44:56,166 --> 00:44:57,916 - [all we are! - [Captain] That's right! 966 00:44:57,916 --> 00:44:59,375 - [laughs] - [crew member whistling] 967 00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:01,708 Ship ahoy! 968 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:03,916 Thank you very much, attention! 969 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:05,541 - I'm doing my job! - Guys, 970 00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:08,208 this generous ship will not escape us. 971 00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:09,333 Tonight we sleep in silk. 972 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:11,333 [applause] 973 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:12,625 [captain laughing] 974 00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:22,250 [stammers] It's Gau... It's Gau... 975 00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:29,041 - Are the Welsh here? - They are Gauls! 976 00:45:29,041 --> 00:45:30,500 [lively music] 977 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:32,125 Hoo-hoo! 978 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:34,208 Hello little pirates! 979 00:45:34,916 --> 00:45:37,791 No No NO NO... 980 00:45:37,791 --> 00:45:39,083 Not the Gauls! 981 00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:40,958 - [captain] Why do they always land on us? - [crying] 982 00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:42,833 We are not the only ones on the water! 983 00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:44,333 [captain] Morning. 984 00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:46,166 Would you consider pretending you never saw us? 985 00:45:46,166 --> 00:45:47,750 But I saw you, though. 986 00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:49,125 I can't argue with that. 987 00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:52,541 [sigh] Prepare our defenses! Come on! Come on! Come on! 988 00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:59,250 [captain] I think I just redid the paint. 989 00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:01,500 Go easy, will you? 990 00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:03,500 [both giggle] 991 00:46:05,416 --> 00:46:08,333 - I don't seem to enjoy it. - Phew, whatever. 992 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:09,500 No, no, wait! 993 00:46:10,458 --> 00:46:12,708 I'll show you how I riot in my country. 994 00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:14,791 Huh? 995 00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:17,333 [lively music] 996 00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:31,583 What should we do, captain? 997 00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:34,208 - Well, uh... - I have a personal bad feeling. 998 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,166 We still do that. Get ready to attack. 999 00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:41,208 No, stop it! No, come back! 1000 00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:44,541 Michael, get back there. Michael, no. Michael? 1001 00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:46,583 [grunt] 1002 00:46:55,458 --> 00:46:57,083 Alas, alas! 1003 00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:58,625 Oh, that one really needs to be hurt. 1004 00:46:58,625 --> 00:47:01,041 [shouts] 1005 00:47:06,916 --> 00:47:08,208 how many legs does she have 1006 00:47:09,583 --> 00:47:11,750 Guys, let me through, please? 1007 00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:15,875 I'm very sorry, Captain. 1008 00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:18,875 - Where are you going? - My heart will go on! 1009 00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:20,125 - [captain] No! - [screams] 1010 00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:21,708 Look behind you! 1011 00:47:22,791 --> 00:47:23,875 [captain] Oh no! 1012 00:47:26,125 --> 00:47:27,916 Hey, calm down, psycho! 1013 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:35,291 [gurgling water] 1014 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:44,958 ♪ You say, tell me ♪ 1015 00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:48,416 ♪ Say it forever ♪ 1016 00:47:50,458 --> 00:47:53,041 ♪ That's the way it should be ♪ 1017 00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:59,291 ♪ You say, tell me ♪ 1018 00:48:01,166 --> 00:48:02,708 ♪ Say it together ♪ 1019 00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:07,416 ♪ Of course ♪ 1020 00:48:08,541 --> 00:48:12,000 [captain] Comrades, the official version of the shipwreck is, 1021 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,833 we hit a chinese tornado. [sigh] 1022 00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:18,125 [melancholy music] 1023 00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:25,041 Uh, can I? 1024 00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:27,208 Yes. 1025 00:48:29,625 --> 00:48:31,958 [Obélix] Nice, isn't it? 1026 00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:34,500 I wanted to say, 1027 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,750 you fight very well. 1028 00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:38,625 Thank you. 1029 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,958 And why do you never drink any potions? 1030 00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:43,291 Well, I'm not allowed. 1031 00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:47,958 It could be dangerous. One does too much. 1032 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:54,083 I have to admit that I would have liked to feel that rush one more time. 1033 00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:56,250 - [sigh] - [soft music plays] 1034 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:15,000 [mysterious music] 1035 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,916 [sizzle, sizzle] 1036 00:49:16,916 --> 00:49:18,833 [the wolf howled] 1037 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,250 [soft music plays] 1038 00:49:25,916 --> 00:49:28,291 [laughs] 1039 00:49:29,041 --> 00:49:30,125 [Obelix] Wow! 1040 00:49:34,791 --> 00:49:36,916 [sigh] 1041 00:49:37,916 --> 00:49:40,416 - [yelling] - [leafing, sizzling] 1042 00:49:43,041 --> 00:49:43,875 Obelix? 1043 00:49:43,875 --> 00:49:45,375 [booming boom] 1044 00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:47,916 Mom! 1045 00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:54,791 The feeling is extraordinary. 1046 00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,458 As if it gripped your head, 1047 00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:59,541 then throughout your body. It's a bit like when you fall in love, or so they say. 1048 00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:01,000 [clears throat] 1049 00:50:06,750 --> 00:50:07,833 [soft music plays] 1050 00:50:10,333 --> 00:50:11,583 [laughs] 1051 00:50:20,083 --> 00:50:22,500 [military trap game] 1052 00:50:25,666 --> 00:50:27,833 [narrator] Having finally found their way, 1053 00:50:28,666 --> 00:50:32,541 Caesar and his mighty legions crossed Persia, 1054 00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:36,291 the mountains of India, the Mongolian steppes, 1055 00:50:36,291 --> 00:50:39,083 and we have finally arrived at the gates of China, 1056 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:43,208 where the despised Deng Tsin Qin perfects his evil plan 1057 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:45,583 to control the six kingdoms. 1058 00:50:49,541 --> 00:50:51,625 [off-key horn cone] 1059 00:50:52,291 --> 00:50:53,166 hail, hail 1060 00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,958 - So this is the war? - Prince Deng Tsin Qin, 1061 00:50:55,958 --> 00:50:57,958 allow me to introduce you… 1062 00:50:57,958 --> 00:50:59,666 Julius Caesar. Yes. 1063 00:50:59,666 --> 00:51:01,666 I know you're impressed, keep calm and take a deep breath. 1064 00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:04,666 Everything will be fine. So where are these rebels? 1065 00:51:04,666 --> 00:51:06,791 I'm told you have a hard time keeping them in line? 1066 00:51:06,791 --> 00:51:07,958 War is not a hobby, you know. 1067 00:51:07,958 --> 00:51:10,583 You are well advised to bring in professionals. 1068 00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:13,750 A bit of a mess, isn't it? 1069 00:51:13,750 --> 00:51:18,125 Oh no. We follow the precepts of Sun Tzu, the great Chinese strategist. 1070 00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:19,791 He wrote The Art of War, you know. 1071 00:51:20,541 --> 00:51:21,708 Fart of War, rather. 1072 00:51:21,708 --> 00:51:23,333 [Cezar și Biopix râd] 1073 00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:24,916 Okay, kids, keep your eyes open, 1074 00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:27,333 Because this will be over in a moment. huh? 1075 00:51:27,958 --> 00:51:28,791 Aici merge. 1076 00:51:28,791 --> 00:51:30,708 {\an8}- [in Latin] If you want peace... - Prepare for war. 1077 00:51:30,708 --> 00:51:33,041 {\an8}- [Caesar in English] Exactly. - [scrib atingând] 1078 00:51:33,041 --> 00:51:35,416 - It's unbearable. - He is deeply ill. 1079 00:51:35,416 --> 00:51:38,083 And pretentious, first decan Cancers, with their heads held high. 1080 00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:39,208 huh? 1081 00:51:39,208 --> 00:51:41,750 I am disappointed. I'm going to bed, I'm jet lagged. 1082 00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:43,208 [sigh] 1083 00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:46,125 [dramatic music] 1084 00:51:46,125 --> 00:51:47,333 - [Caesar] Biopix! - Um? 1085 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:51,125 New chapter. After "Caesar the Seducer", 1086 00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:52,541 "Caesar the Strategist". 1087 00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:55,666 Wait, I'm changing the scrolls and I'm with you. 1088 00:51:55,666 --> 00:51:56,916 - [Caesar] Helmet. - Gallop! 1089 00:51:56,916 --> 00:52:00,541 [hoof sounds] 1090 00:52:00,541 --> 00:52:02,250 [music creates] 1091 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:09,541 Sword. 1092 00:52:11,541 --> 00:52:12,666 [music stops] 1093 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:14,000 What the hell is this? 1094 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,375 - Last time, you hurt yourself with... - Okay, I got it, I got it! 1095 00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:19,541 Has anyone heard of Antivirus? 1096 00:52:19,541 --> 00:52:21,791 He is here and ready, mighty Caesar. 1097 00:52:21,791 --> 00:52:22,958 [Caesar] Let's do this. 1098 00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:26,833 [to the beat of "We Will Rock You"] 1099 00:52:28,041 --> 00:52:28,916 Everyone! 1100 00:52:28,916 --> 00:52:32,458 [all] ♪ Anti, Antivirus! ♪ 1101 00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:33,708 Ooh, goosebumps. 1102 00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:35,000 Me too. 1103 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,250 [all] ♪ Anti, Antivirus! ♪ 1104 00:52:38,250 --> 00:52:40,083 [battle cries] 1105 00:52:40,083 --> 00:52:43,125 ["Anti, Antivirus" over "We Will Rock You"] 1106 00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:02,916 [grumbles] 1107 00:53:08,416 --> 00:53:10,041 [rattle] 1108 00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:19,916 [battle cries] 1109 00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:28,583 {\an8}CHINA SEA 1110 00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:41,916 [groan] 1111 00:53:41,916 --> 00:53:44,291 [shouts] 1112 00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:48,500 [all] ♪ Anti, Antivirus! ♪ 1113 00:53:50,541 --> 00:53:54,458 [all] ♪ Anti, Antivirus! ♪ 1114 00:53:54,458 --> 00:53:55,833 Antivirus, I love you! 1115 00:53:56,458 --> 00:54:00,416 ♪ Anti, Antivirus! ♪ 1116 00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:01,833 [screams] 1117 00:54:02,416 --> 00:54:07,000 ♪ Anti, Antivirus! ♪ 1118 00:54:07,625 --> 00:54:08,916 [groan] 1119 00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:12,083 Antivirus, you want to go viral, 1120 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,958 but don't push it, that was hard on my back. 1121 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:16,041 You wanted Antivirus, 1122 00:54:16,041 --> 00:54:17,916 I gave you Antivirus. 1123 00:54:17,916 --> 00:54:21,583 And now, back to your circus games. 1124 00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:23,333 [applause] 1125 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:25,833 Why say words when you can fly? 1126 00:54:26,458 --> 00:54:28,625 [mystical music] 1127 00:54:28,625 --> 00:54:30,666 [applause] 1128 00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:51,958 [Caesar] A walk in the park! 1129 00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:57,875 In a few days, I will be the master of China. 1130 00:54:58,708 --> 00:55:01,833 I'm almost envious of you guys being first timers 1131 00:55:01,833 --> 00:55:03,375 the power of Rome. 1132 00:55:03,375 --> 00:55:05,666 I came, I saw, I conquered. 1133 00:55:05,666 --> 00:55:08,958 - [Caesar laughs] - That's great stuff, Caesar! 1134 00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:10,958 I write it down as it is, without changes. 1135 00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:13,625 - The chair is nasty. Are we going to eat like this? - Yes. 1136 00:55:13,625 --> 00:55:15,208 - Terrible hosts. - Right. 1137 00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:16,500 [grumbles] 1138 00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:18,291 And antivirus? He is not coming? 1139 00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:19,666 He is sleeping. 1140 00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:21,833 - What do you mean he's sleeping? - I'm here, oh, Caesar. 1141 00:55:21,833 --> 00:55:24,208 - Not as impressive. - Nowhere near as impressive. 1142 00:55:24,208 --> 00:55:28,750 O Caesar, you have one last kingdom to conquer. 1143 00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:31,125 Probably more complicated. 1144 00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:32,875 Our victories had an impact. 1145 00:55:32,875 --> 00:55:34,666 Ku Koo are tough negotiators. 1146 00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:36,083 Very good. 1147 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,916 We will see who Ku Kooest is. 1148 00:55:37,916 --> 00:55:39,541 [laughter] 1149 00:55:39,541 --> 00:55:42,625 Yeah, well, I'm sorry I'm not joining in on the fun, but old So Ku Koo died last winter. 1150 00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:46,166 Leaving his only son and heir, the twenty-year-old Prince Ku Koo 1151 00:55:46,166 --> 00:55:49,083 hidden under a bamboo mask due to a horrible birth defect. 1152 00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:51,333 - Ku Koo from behind the bamboo. - [dramatic music] 1153 00:55:51,333 --> 00:55:52,250 So he remains an orphan, 1154 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:55,583 getting his ass handed by Caesar, not a good year for Ku Koos. 1155 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:57,458 - [laughter] - [Caesar] Come to think of it… 1156 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,083 you look like Ku Koo, don't you? 1157 00:56:01,750 --> 00:56:04,083 No, I'm a Deng. From the Deng-Bhat clan. 1158 00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:05,375 Yes, but... 1159 00:56:07,916 --> 00:56:09,583 you could be Deng' erous, couldn't you? 1160 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:11,833 - No? - [slaps hands] 1161 00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:15,875 [tense music] 1162 00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:18,875 I never understood why you would ask me to help you 1163 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:20,708 to drive you out of your own kingdom, 1164 00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:22,875 so what is it for you... 1165 00:56:22,875 --> 00:56:25,000 Deng Qin Qin? 1166 00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:28,416 You wouldn't think about a caesarean section, 1167 00:56:28,416 --> 00:56:30,458 take me out of my booty? 1168 00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:33,583 Not at all. It never even crossed my mind. 1169 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:35,166 Really? 1170 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:39,666 It would have passed mine. [laughs] I wouldn't mind at all! 1171 00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:42,125 - [laughter] - It's on the wave. 1172 00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:44,166 [Caesar sighs] 1173 00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:46,541 - Tell me, oh, Caesar. - Mm-hmm. 1174 00:56:46,541 --> 00:56:47,500 You are aware of this 1175 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,291 is the great cleopatra highly respected here in china? 1176 00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:52,000 [Scar Dee Kat] True. 1177 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,375 She has done so much for the defense and conservation of pandas that now… 1178 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,125 So what is she like in real life? Fun to be with? 1179 00:57:04,375 --> 00:57:06,000 [soft music plays] 1180 00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:15,000 I finally returned home. 1181 00:57:16,208 --> 00:57:18,958 Can you smell the bamboo, ginger and eucalyptus? 1182 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:22,541 Don't bother with these guys, they wouldn't know. 1183 00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:26,458 But it feels good and...so flavorful! 1184 00:57:27,041 --> 00:57:28,000 [Bankruptcy] Titanix! 1185 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,166 Will you go straight back to Egypt? 1186 00:57:30,166 --> 00:57:33,000 Not. I will continue to sail until I return to my starting point, 1187 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,625 so I can prove that the Earth is round. 1188 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:37,083 [laughter] 1189 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:46,875 - [mysterious music plays] - [chatter] 1190 00:58:03,791 --> 00:58:05,166 [Bankruptcy] So? 1191 00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:07,791 - I told you we'd be back, didn't I? - Shh. 1192 00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:11,166 WANTED 1193 00:58:12,708 --> 00:58:15,541 Ka Ra Tay, how do we hope to find your master here? 1194 00:58:15,541 --> 00:58:17,416 He will be the one to find us. 1195 00:58:35,083 --> 00:58:37,083 - What was the message? - Nothing. 1196 00:58:38,416 --> 00:58:39,708 friend of yours? The bald guy? 1197 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:43,208 Well, if it's nothing, why can't you tell me what it is? 1198 00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:48,833 My master, Sill Lee, awaits us tonight at an inn where we will spend the night. 1199 00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:52,291 Behold. Say it instead of acting mysterious. 1200 00:58:52,291 --> 00:58:53,666 I'm not even hungry! 1201 00:58:54,291 --> 00:58:55,458 [whining] 1202 00:58:55,458 --> 00:58:56,625 [Asterix] What... 1203 00:58:56,625 --> 00:58:58,583 I've never seen him like this. 1204 00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:01,541 He's probably just tired, that's all. 1205 00:59:01,541 --> 00:59:03,666 There is a culture shock, it's a lot to take. 1206 00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:06,083 - Do you mind if I speak honestly? - Hmm. 1207 00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:09,750 You and I, we are not the best of friends. I hate you, I think you hate me too. 1208 00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:10,958 Mm-hmm. 1209 00:59:10,958 --> 00:59:13,500 But you two, things are getting very tense. 1210 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:15,791 Tension spreads throughout the group. 1211 00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:17,333 - That bad? - Yes. 1212 00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:19,500 But I have something for both of you 1213 00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:24,000 and I'm sure it can bring some changes, for the better. 1214 00:59:26,291 --> 00:59:28,333 [Asterix] Obelix. we need to talk 1215 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:29,875 [Obélix] I'm listening. 1216 00:59:29,875 --> 00:59:33,791 A beautiful story begins between me and the princess. 1217 00:59:33,791 --> 00:59:35,000 Oh? 1218 00:59:35,791 --> 00:59:36,708 Well, yes. 1219 00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:40,916 And I think it would be simpler if, like... 1220 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:43,500 if he lived with us, in the village. 1221 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,625 Good. 1222 00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:48,916 Of course, you and I have been housemates for a long time. 1223 00:59:49,416 --> 00:59:52,125 But I never said it would be forever. 1224 00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,708 And as it happens, 1225 00:59:54,708 --> 00:59:56,791 the hut belonged to my parents. 1226 00:59:57,291 --> 00:59:58,375 So, uh... 1227 01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:02,541 Do you want me to move in then? 1228 01:00:03,583 --> 01:00:05,041 - Yes. - [sigh] 1229 01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:10,083 Oh, Asterix! I can't tell you how relieved I am. 1230 01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:14,000 I wanted to leave too, but I didn't know how to tell you, I just couldn't tell you. 1231 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:14,916 - Did you? - Mm-hmm. 1232 01:00:17,458 --> 01:00:18,958 I fell in love too. 1233 01:00:20,541 --> 01:00:21,875 are you in love 1234 01:00:21,875 --> 01:00:24,083 [Whispering] With the beautiful Ka Ra Tay. 1235 01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:25,541 [laughs] 1236 01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:28,125 With Ka Ra Tay? 1237 01:00:29,041 --> 01:00:31,666 Our Ka Ra Tay? do you have to be kidding 1238 01:00:32,416 --> 01:00:33,666 Obelix? where are you 1239 01:00:33,666 --> 01:00:35,791 - [laughs] - Why are you laughing? 1240 01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:39,208 - Because I'm surprised. - Are you surprised because I'm in love? 1241 01:00:39,958 --> 01:00:41,083 Come on Oby... 1242 01:00:41,083 --> 01:00:43,708 Don't obey me. There is no more Oby! 1243 01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:46,166 what's so funny 1244 01:00:46,166 --> 01:00:49,625 Am I not allowed to fall in love? I'm not allowed anything! 1245 01:00:49,625 --> 01:00:51,541 What a joke! Anyway, it's all about you! 1246 01:00:51,541 --> 01:00:53,500 - It's not all about me! - It's about you! 1247 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:55,041 - No! - [bark] 1248 01:00:55,041 --> 01:00:58,000 Obélix cannot have any magic potions. Obelix better not fall in love... 1249 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,291 Oh, poor Obélix, who was deprived of the magic potion. 1250 01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:02,833 Oh, poor Obelix! 1251 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:07,625 I don't even have the privilege of roasting my wild boars in my own fireplace! 1252 01:01:07,625 --> 01:01:11,000 Except it's not my own fireplace, because Astérix's parents built it! 1253 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,000 - Which they did. - Astérix wants me to eat fruits and vegetables! 1254 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,625 And why do I want to eat fruits and vegetables? 1255 01:01:16,625 --> 01:01:18,958 For you! So that you can eat better. 1256 01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:21,125 Don't say the word. Don't say that word! 1257 01:01:21,125 --> 01:01:23,375 - Because you are so fat! - No! 1258 01:01:24,041 --> 01:01:27,458 I am simply voluptuous! 1259 01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:30,833 But there is more. I am strong. 1260 01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:33,041 Here we are! You said it! 1261 01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:36,166 Do you think it's easy for me to be so skinny? 1262 01:01:36,166 --> 01:01:37,583 Relying on a balloon all the time? 1263 01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:39,250 It serves you right! There! 1264 01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:40,625 I said it. Finished. 1265 01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:41,958 [clink] 1266 01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:46,541 Needles work so well, releasing tension! 1267 01:01:46,541 --> 01:01:49,250 They get the words out, good! 1268 01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:50,375 [laughs] 1269 01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:54,458 [unclear talk] 1270 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,833 - Oh, Romanians! - No, Obelix. 1271 01:02:02,833 --> 01:02:04,125 [sighs] Now what? 1272 01:02:04,125 --> 01:02:06,625 We can't compromise the Princess. 1273 01:02:07,541 --> 01:02:08,958 [Astérix] What is Caesar doing in China? 1274 01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:12,083 The treacherous Deng Tsin Qin sold us to the Romans. 1275 01:02:14,416 --> 01:02:16,291 [mercenary] Informative news break! 1276 01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:18,250 People from China! 1277 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:20,875 Prince Deng Tsin Qin and Julius Caesar 1278 01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:23,416 are pleased to announce that the former empress 1279 01:02:23,416 --> 01:02:24,708 will be publicly executed. 1280 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:25,791 [ominous music] 1281 01:02:25,791 --> 01:02:29,541 The beheading is scheduled in seven days at dusk. 1282 01:02:30,416 --> 01:02:32,083 An all-you-can-eat wok will follow. 1283 01:02:32,083 --> 01:02:34,375 Due to limited places, advance booking is recommended. 1284 01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:35,416 I wasn't informed, right? 1285 01:02:35,416 --> 01:02:36,625 - Did you miss the grade? - I have to. 1286 01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:39,333 - You are not on the forum? - I am never included, Carlitus. 1287 01:02:39,333 --> 01:02:43,708 I am the princess of Sa See! No one touches the heir of the Heavens, 1288 01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:46,125 Her Majesty the Queen, my mother! 1289 01:02:46,125 --> 01:02:48,250 - After them! - [shouts of panic] 1290 01:02:54,291 --> 01:02:55,416 Good puppy. 1291 01:02:56,041 --> 01:02:56,875 Let's get to it. 1292 01:02:56,875 --> 01:03:00,458 Who touches a hair of my beloved betrothed, 1293 01:03:00,458 --> 01:03:02,708 I will treat myself very badly. 1294 01:03:04,083 --> 01:03:05,291 Did I really say that? 1295 01:03:06,166 --> 01:03:07,500 [swords being drawn] 1296 01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:14,416 Oh, wait. Break. Just a second. 1297 01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:17,208 I'll be right back. Just give me a second. 1298 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,833 [sighs] I'm getting sore. 1299 01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:22,583 - [mysterious music] - [animal sounds] 1300 01:03:26,291 --> 01:03:27,125 I'm sorry. 1301 01:03:27,125 --> 01:03:29,458 - Can we handle it now? - Yes, I just went to the toilet. 1302 01:03:29,458 --> 01:03:31,666 - Yes, sure. - We know what you were doing. Yes. 1303 01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:33,458 [tense music] 1304 01:03:39,208 --> 01:03:40,833 [battle cries] 1305 01:03:43,291 --> 01:03:44,166 [Obelix] Romie! 1306 01:03:45,833 --> 01:03:46,750 [collapses] 1307 01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:48,333 [battle cries] 1308 01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:02,916 And squeeze! 1309 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,791 [epic music] 1310 01:04:15,041 --> 01:04:17,125 [tense music] 1311 01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:18,625 [grumbles] 1312 01:04:26,083 --> 01:04:27,291 Now that's weird. 1313 01:04:28,541 --> 01:04:30,416 - [battle cries] - ["Kung Fu Fighting" plays] 1314 01:04:30,416 --> 01:04:31,916 [screams] 1315 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,666 And my acupuncturist told me to take it easy for two days. 1316 01:04:35,666 --> 01:04:37,125 Considering how much they pay us... 1317 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:41,375 - Can we pretend we didn't see each other? - Mother is the word. 1318 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:47,166 ♪ They were funky China men from funky Chinatown ♪ 1319 01:04:47,166 --> 01:04:48,708 [shouts] 1320 01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:52,291 ♪ They were chopping them They were chopping them ♪ 1321 01:04:53,291 --> 01:04:55,666 ♪ It's an ancient Chinese art ♪ 1322 01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:57,500 ♪ And everyone knew their role ♪ 1323 01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:59,750 ♪ From a simulation to a slide ♪ 1324 01:05:00,291 --> 01:05:02,333 ♪ And a kick from the hip ♪ 1325 01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:05,083 ♪ Everyone was fighting kung fu ♪ 1326 01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:09,500 ♪ Those cats were lightning fast ♪ 1327 01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:14,458 ♪ Actually, it was a little scary ♪ 1328 01:05:16,666 --> 01:05:19,333 ♪ But they fought an expert time ♪ 1329 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:25,666 ♪ It was Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung ♪ 1330 01:05:25,666 --> 01:05:27,625 [music stops] 1331 01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:29,583 [whistle] 1332 01:05:32,791 --> 01:05:35,875 [shouting] 1333 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,916 Hey, see how far I threw that one? 1334 01:05:38,916 --> 01:05:42,125 It was so cool! What can I say? You are the best, Obelix. 1335 01:05:42,125 --> 01:05:44,250 - Oh! - [Bankruptis] What is this? 1336 01:05:44,250 --> 01:05:47,583 [both] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 1337 01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:50,333 - We are so tight, aren't we! - Let's go, it's not safe to stay here. 1338 01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:53,791 [mocking] Let's go princess, it's not safe to stay. Phew. 1339 01:05:54,375 --> 01:05:55,416 - Is there something wrong? - Hmm. 1340 01:05:55,416 --> 01:05:58,541 Tell me. Can you still smell the potion? 1341 01:05:58,541 --> 01:06:00,666 I don't know, you want to know, right? 1342 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,916 - We'll see about that later. - Sure, anytime. 1343 01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:08,125 - whoa! - Eh! 1344 01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:10,333 [military music] 1345 01:06:23,916 --> 01:06:25,000 Stop! 1346 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,708 [repetitive meows] 1347 01:06:29,791 --> 01:06:31,625 ORIGINAL POWER OF 2CV 1348 01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:38,625 CLEO SOAPS 1349 01:06:38,625 --> 01:06:41,000 [cat calls] 1350 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,875 Who dares to whistle? 1351 01:06:42,875 --> 01:06:44,791 [tense music] 1352 01:06:44,791 --> 01:06:46,375 [Whispering] Hard to swallow. 1353 01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:52,166 [military music] 1354 01:06:53,958 --> 01:06:54,958 [Caesar] I go to war, 1355 01:06:55,791 --> 01:06:57,875 risk my life, nothing from her. 1356 01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:01,875 No messenger, no news, no papyrus book, not even a dove. 1357 01:07:01,875 --> 01:07:03,958 Ah, you have to get on with yourself. 1358 01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:06,875 You were so strong, full of rage, 1359 01:07:06,875 --> 01:07:08,208 but now I can't see anything. 1360 01:07:08,208 --> 01:07:09,250 [Risklus] He's right. 1361 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:10,875 Did you send him a message? 1362 01:07:10,875 --> 01:07:12,833 Not! I said, enough messages. 1363 01:07:12,833 --> 01:07:14,875 We are stone marble, we don't give it anything. 1364 01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,791 We let it soak in its marinade, like the octopus. 1365 01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:18,916 Hey, Dainty, better tone it down. 1366 01:07:18,916 --> 01:07:20,875 What do you say, Señor Grunt? 1367 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:24,291 The infamous Risklus, how about "Witless", with a head like an aqueduct? 1368 01:07:24,291 --> 01:07:27,416 You think you're an antivirus, don't you? You couldn't even shine a light on his sandals. 1369 01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,166 So shut the hell up! 1370 01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:32,791 [Biopix] Caesar. 1371 01:07:32,791 --> 01:07:35,833 Tell me who wears the toga at the palace. Huh? who's the boss 1372 01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:38,416 - It's me. - Has anyone heard this? 1373 01:07:39,583 --> 01:07:41,166 Who is the boss of the house? 1374 01:07:41,166 --> 01:07:43,041 [sighs] I'm the boss. 1375 01:07:43,041 --> 01:07:44,000 there you are 1376 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,583 Now you're talking. This is our Caesar. This is our champion. Number one! 1377 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,208 So if there's a message you need to send, 1378 01:07:50,208 --> 01:07:52,291 Just tell her to pack and all that, 1379 01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:56,208 and to immediately return to Egypt, to show his profile or whatever, it came out. 1380 01:08:00,166 --> 01:08:01,458 Fair enough. Write. 1381 01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:03,541 - Ah! - [play soft music] 1382 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,125 [sigh] 1383 01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:12,791 “Cleo…” No. "Cleopatra". 1384 01:08:12,791 --> 01:08:14,250 I like this. 1385 01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:15,416 "When I reach Rome, 1386 01:08:15,416 --> 01:08:18,708 I want to find my palace free of your sarcophagus-whatchamacallit." 1387 01:08:18,708 --> 01:08:21,875 "Starting today, you'll know who wears the toga at home." 1388 01:08:21,875 --> 01:08:22,875 [Biopix] Welcome. 1389 01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:24,208 "You were told." greet me 1390 01:08:24,208 --> 01:08:25,625 [Biopix] It's better. 1391 01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:28,500 This is my sizzling Caesar, which was masterful. 1392 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:30,250 Ah! Queen of Egypt. 1393 01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:33,000 - Queen of Doofus Land. - [lively music] 1394 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,125 [laughs] ♪ And where did they go... ♪ 1395 01:08:35,125 --> 01:08:38,000 ♪ Where did they go, to the land of Egypt ♪ 1396 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,833 - Press Send. - Yes. 1397 01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:43,666 [gurgling] 1398 01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:45,041 Pigeon... Pidgie-widgie... 1399 01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:48,791 Oh! [laughs] 1400 01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:52,041 [in Galician] A bunny! 1401 01:08:52,041 --> 01:08:53,500 [in English] Oh, there's a big one. 1402 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,125 [in Galician] A raccoon. 1403 01:08:55,750 --> 01:08:57,208 - [comic music plays] - [stuttering] 1404 01:08:57,208 --> 01:08:58,750 [laughs] 1405 01:08:58,750 --> 01:09:01,791 A goat! [gurgling] 1406 01:09:01,791 --> 01:09:04,416 [gurgling] 1407 01:09:07,916 --> 01:09:09,958 come on honey 1408 01:09:09,958 --> 01:09:11,208 [letting go] 1409 01:09:13,666 --> 01:09:15,458 [notification sounds] 1410 01:09:16,166 --> 01:09:18,333 [cock, vibrating] 1411 01:09:18,333 --> 01:09:19,833 [in English] Huh, it's Cleopatra. 1412 01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:22,041 - Already? - [pigeons move and vibrate] 1413 01:09:22,541 --> 01:09:24,083 - Well, get to it! - No? 1414 01:09:31,666 --> 01:09:33,583 [grumbles] 1415 01:09:34,958 --> 01:09:36,208 [Caesar] I don't understand. 1416 01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:37,500 - Huh? - What did she say? 1417 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:38,541 Uh... 1418 01:09:39,791 --> 01:09:43,583 "I would like to apologize for the attitude I had." 1419 01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:44,958 "I went too far." 1420 01:09:44,958 --> 01:09:47,083 It can be said that again. Uh... 1421 01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:51,833 "It's been four long months and all I dream about is seeing your face." 1422 01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:54,416 - I'm waiting in Rome. Come back as soon as you can. 1423 01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:56,541 "Your lover Cleo-babe." 1424 01:09:57,916 --> 01:09:59,625 Hey. You have to stop that pigeon. The pigeon! 1425 01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:02,958 - [Caesar] Cancel the dove. Rapid! - You cannot cancel a homing pigeon. 1426 01:10:02,958 --> 01:10:06,000 Once you send it, it's sent. Should I slam it? 1427 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,458 Everyone out! 1428 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,750 I told everyone. 1429 01:10:14,875 --> 01:10:17,666 - ["Le Diro Parole Blu" plays] - [gasps] 1430 01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:27,291 [gurgling] 1431 01:10:55,708 --> 01:10:57,958 [Cleopatra laughs] 1432 01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:15,125 [pigeon footsteps] 1433 01:11:15,875 --> 01:11:17,250 [grumbles] 1434 01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:19,791 [supine] 1435 01:11:19,791 --> 01:11:21,041 Cleo... 1436 01:11:26,625 --> 01:11:27,875 [door creaks] 1437 01:11:30,833 --> 01:11:33,250 Hey! Someone fell? They left some fruit. 1438 01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:34,500 - What are you doing? - No? 1439 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:36,041 These are offers. 1440 01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:38,208 - Oh, excuse me. He was not aware. - [knock on the door] 1441 01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:41,916 - Shh. - [tense music] 1442 01:11:45,916 --> 01:11:48,916 I can handle it. Sir, you shouldn't stay here. welcome good night 1443 01:11:48,916 --> 01:11:50,791 and good luck. 1444 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,041 It doesn't matter, just a beggar. 1445 01:11:54,458 --> 01:11:57,250 [mystical music] 1446 01:11:57,250 --> 01:11:58,375 Master Sill Lee. 1447 01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:00,916 Oh, I'm so sorry. 1448 01:12:01,416 --> 01:12:02,791 Wow, I'm terribly sorry 1449 01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:04,541 Master, I thought... 1450 01:12:04,541 --> 01:12:08,333 Master Sill Lee is a hermit who has dedicated his life to meditation. 1451 01:12:08,333 --> 01:12:10,125 He took a vow of absolute poverty. 1452 01:12:10,833 --> 01:12:13,458 Oh wow, well done for your sacrifice, it's amazing. 1453 01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:16,500 If it were me, I'd give up on the first day. So, you could… 1454 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:18,416 If you would be so kind, I'll take my coin. 1455 01:12:18,416 --> 01:12:21,416 Try to get the coin back out of my hand, 1456 01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:22,916 my little grasshopper 1457 01:12:25,416 --> 01:12:27,208 [Bankruptcy] Well, um... 1458 01:12:27,208 --> 01:12:29,166 It's far too easy, because you can't see. 1459 01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:33,375 Never assume that a man is blind because of his lack of... 1460 01:12:34,291 --> 01:12:36,000 - [gasps] - You didn't see that one coming, did you? 1461 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,416 [laughs] 1462 01:12:38,041 --> 01:12:39,250 So! 1463 01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:41,875 - He is, he made me do it. - Leave him alone! 1464 01:12:42,416 --> 01:12:44,208 Small grasshopper. 1465 01:12:44,208 --> 01:12:45,750 No sir, I'm right here, just... 1466 01:12:46,291 --> 01:12:48,708 You are fast as a cobra. 1467 01:12:48,708 --> 01:12:49,791 Yes, I am. 1468 01:12:49,791 --> 01:12:52,375 Could we please move on to more important matters? 1469 01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:55,291 [mysterious music] 1470 01:12:58,375 --> 01:13:00,208 - [laughter] - Oh, by Toutatis. 1471 01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:04,000 [Sill Lee] Deng Tsin Qin is spreading terror throughout the country. 1472 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:05,958 - [sizzle] - [Sill Lee] Don't touch. 1473 01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:07,958 Ah. Hard to resist. 1474 01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:11,750 I spy an abandoned temple in the forest. 1475 01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:14,083 [Sill Lee] Xuan Temple. 1476 01:13:14,083 --> 01:13:18,875 Her Majesty the Empress is being held prisoner there. 1477 01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:24,125 Once she's released, you'll need to level her up as quickly as you can 1478 01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:26,000 at the Ku Koo palace 1479 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:30,208 before Caesar could take possession of the latter kingdom. 1480 01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:33,125 Are you going to meet? 1481 01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:36,583 the hideous, the unaesthetic, 1482 01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:40,708 the monstrous Crown Prince Ku Koo. 1483 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:45,416 You will meet him, he is disguised in bamboo. 1484 01:13:45,416 --> 01:13:46,333 [bark] 1485 01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:47,291 [grumbles] 1486 01:13:47,291 --> 01:13:49,166 Hey buddy, that's not true. 1487 01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:51,250 Luck. 1488 01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:54,083 This is where our paths must part. 1489 01:13:54,708 --> 01:13:58,166 Grandmaster, are you done with the magic ball? 1490 01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:01,083 Yes. 1491 01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:02,916 [sizzle] 1492 01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:03,916 No! 1493 01:14:03,916 --> 01:14:04,875 [booming boom] 1494 01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:06,458 [Bankruptis] Holy cow! 1495 01:14:09,125 --> 01:14:11,083 are you happy now You broke it. 1496 01:14:11,083 --> 01:14:12,833 [Astérix] He told you not to touch. 1497 01:14:12,833 --> 01:14:14,000 [door opens] 1498 01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:15,916 That is true. 1499 01:14:15,916 --> 01:14:19,375 - Hey! - I told you to keep your hands to yourself! 1500 01:14:21,125 --> 01:14:22,833 [booming boom] 1501 01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:26,666 - Why did you touch the magic ball? - Hmm. 1502 01:14:26,666 --> 01:14:29,166 [mysterious music] 1503 01:14:31,541 --> 01:14:34,166 [soldier] Have you seen Princess Sa See? She is with two warriors and… 1504 01:14:34,166 --> 01:14:37,708 - [piece of armor] - [laughter] 1505 01:14:38,416 --> 01:14:39,791 Her Princess See. 1506 01:14:39,791 --> 01:14:43,125 have you seen her With two alien warriors with superhuman strength. 1507 01:14:43,791 --> 01:14:44,625 And a little dog. 1508 01:14:44,625 --> 01:14:45,750 [bark] 1509 01:14:57,916 --> 01:14:59,916 I don't know what's going on. [hiccup] 1510 01:14:59,916 --> 01:15:03,208 [centurion] What are you waiting for? Room service? Get them! 1511 01:15:03,208 --> 01:15:05,458 - [Obelix] Asterix! - What? Just run! 1512 01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:06,791 - Asterix! - What? 1513 01:15:06,791 --> 01:15:08,750 - Why are we running? - Why are we running? 1514 01:15:08,750 --> 01:15:10,583 - Because I don't want to fight. - But why not? 1515 01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:12,708 I don't want to take the potion in front of the Princess. 1516 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,250 I'm tired of using a crutch! 1517 01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:15,250 Phew! 1518 01:15:15,250 --> 01:15:17,291 Let's go guys! Move it, I borrowed a rickshaw. 1519 01:15:17,291 --> 01:15:18,458 Come on! 1520 01:15:20,166 --> 01:15:21,166 Increase speed! 1521 01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:24,208 - [Astérix] You're in a hurry! - Good! I know! 1522 01:15:24,208 --> 01:15:25,875 - [Dogmatix whines] - [sighs] 1523 01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:27,541 Princess... 1524 01:15:27,541 --> 01:15:28,875 Cutting on purpose. 1525 01:15:28,875 --> 01:15:30,416 [inhales deeply] 1526 01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:59,166 [Dogmatix whines] 1527 01:15:59,166 --> 01:16:01,125 [mysterious music] 1528 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,125 To install Ka Ra Tay. 1529 01:16:13,166 --> 01:16:14,041 Oh... 1530 01:16:21,083 --> 01:16:23,458 - Yes. - I can't argue with that. 1531 01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:28,083 [Economic Crisis] So... 1532 01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:31,583 In one ball, I officially consider us dead meat. 1533 01:16:32,541 --> 01:16:34,416 Which means it's our last night... 1534 01:16:34,416 --> 01:16:36,333 and i was thinking that, uh, 1535 01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:38,541 maybe... maybe as a memory... 1536 01:16:38,541 --> 01:16:40,625 - Your Majesty! - Ah! Oh! Alas! 1537 01:16:41,375 --> 01:16:42,291 It scared me. 1538 01:16:42,291 --> 01:16:44,458 Your Majesty, we will get you out of here. 1539 01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:45,708 who is she 1540 01:16:47,083 --> 01:16:48,500 - Stay away! - Okay, back off. 1541 01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:51,541 [Obelix] You are Ra Tay! 1542 01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:00,916 [Astérix] Are you done? 1543 01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,375 forgive me 1544 01:17:11,291 --> 01:17:12,791 [squealing] 1545 01:17:15,875 --> 01:17:18,208 [dramatic music] 1546 01:17:22,208 --> 01:17:23,083 You might get up. 1547 01:17:24,791 --> 01:17:25,666 We have to go. 1548 01:17:25,666 --> 01:17:27,166 To jump They will catch you in the ass. 1549 01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:30,250 What? To jump? Are you crazy? I'm not leaving now. 1550 01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:32,958 Do you want me to back out of a negotiation? I've never done that in my life. 1551 01:17:33,583 --> 01:17:35,583 I'm about two balls away from busting the guy. 1552 01:17:35,583 --> 01:17:38,041 So go ahead without me, I'll join later. 1553 01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:39,916 are you sure 1554 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:41,916 - Yes. - Very good. 1555 01:17:41,916 --> 01:17:43,458 As you wish. 1556 01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:48,291 Take care of yourself. 1557 01:17:48,875 --> 01:17:50,041 And don't lose your head. 1558 01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:53,750 Ah! Look who's worried about me now! 1559 01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:56,166 you know what 1560 01:17:56,791 --> 01:17:58,958 You are even more beautiful when you smile than when you are angry. 1561 01:18:06,125 --> 01:18:08,500 Wow, she's impressive, yes. 1562 01:18:09,291 --> 01:18:10,291 - [grumbles] - Thanks. 1563 01:18:12,583 --> 01:18:13,958 Parent. 1564 01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:16,083 What a joy to see you. 1565 01:18:20,125 --> 01:18:21,583 - Wow. - I'm right... 1566 01:18:22,125 --> 01:18:23,125 Here. 1567 01:18:26,125 --> 01:18:28,666 - [guard] Alert! The prisoners have escaped! - Quick, let's go! 1568 01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:30,750 [arrows whistling] 1569 01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:34,708 [heavy breathing] 1570 01:18:39,625 --> 01:18:41,083 [Bankruptis] Where am I going? 1571 01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:42,583 [Asterix] Shh! 1572 01:18:42,583 --> 01:18:43,708 Wait a second. 1573 01:18:44,625 --> 01:18:49,041 - I lost them. I think we are safe. - Galician friends, thank you for your help. 1574 01:18:49,041 --> 01:18:51,708 - It is our pleasure, Your Majesty. - Your Majesty. [clears throat] 1575 01:18:51,708 --> 01:18:54,083 Okay, I think I'll do it myself. 1576 01:18:55,583 --> 01:18:57,041 Bankruptcy. 1577 01:18:57,041 --> 01:19:00,166 You may remember that we met at the market. 1578 01:19:00,166 --> 01:19:01,916 That is correct. [laughs] 1579 01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:03,750 Life is just a barrel of surprises. 1580 01:19:06,083 --> 01:19:07,875 Not the best attention span in the world. 1581 01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:12,166 You see, you must go with our friends, join the Ku Koos and secure their support. 1582 01:19:12,750 --> 01:19:16,000 I will try to gather our own army and followers. 1583 01:19:16,541 --> 01:19:17,791 Ka Ra Tay, come with me. 1584 01:19:17,791 --> 01:19:21,375 I will try to be worthy, mother. I will make you proud of me. 1585 01:19:23,166 --> 01:19:24,916 You've already made me proud. 1586 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:27,791 [Empress] Let's go, Ka Ra Tay. 1587 01:19:41,458 --> 01:19:45,166 [both giggling] 1588 01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:46,750 This is not going to end well. 1589 01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,458 - [laughs] - [grunts] 1590 01:19:52,083 --> 01:19:54,291 [soft music plays] 1591 01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:55,416 To install Ka Ra Tay. 1592 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,541 Ka Ra Tay fell in love with Obelix. 1593 01:20:13,416 --> 01:20:14,375 And Obelix for her. 1594 01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:20,208 There are a bit too many falls, don't you think, in this adventure. 1595 01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:22,333 Okay, let's move. 1596 01:20:23,875 --> 01:20:25,458 Obelix, are you coming? 1597 01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:31,166 [soft music plays] 1598 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:37,500 - [Caesar] What kind of drink is this? - [Deng Tsin Qin] It is rice wine. 1599 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,916 Aren't you the most refined people in the world, hmm? 1600 01:20:44,416 --> 01:20:47,125 It's not for the faint of heart, but it grows on you. 1601 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:48,375 It's relaxing. 1602 01:20:48,375 --> 01:20:49,458 Rice is good. 1603 01:20:50,083 --> 01:20:51,125 I should bring something home 1604 01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:53,208 it would make arguing with the young lady more fun. 1605 01:20:55,916 --> 01:20:56,875 you know 1606 01:20:56,875 --> 01:20:59,041 it's in moments like this... 1607 01:21:00,833 --> 01:21:01,958 [sigh] 1608 01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,416 ... that I miss her the most. 1609 01:21:03,416 --> 01:21:05,291 what is that music 1610 01:21:05,291 --> 01:21:06,291 Is this a band? 1611 01:21:06,291 --> 01:21:08,125 Four boys and a singer. 1612 01:21:08,125 --> 01:21:10,083 - Do you take musicians everywhere you go? - Yes. 1613 01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:11,458 It is convenient. 1614 01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:14,916 I play all my favorite songs on the go. 1615 01:21:16,208 --> 01:21:18,625 - Do you know this one? - Everyone knows this one. 1616 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:22,000 That... That's the music, right there. 1617 01:21:22,958 --> 01:21:26,125 A step up from "Ting-tong-tong, tipiting-Tong-Tong". 1618 01:21:30,333 --> 01:21:32,083 [sigh] 1619 01:21:38,583 --> 01:21:39,791 Love. 1620 01:21:39,791 --> 01:21:42,166 Alas! hey what for 1621 01:21:43,708 --> 01:21:46,125 - I thought you were my wife. - No, I'm not anyone's wife. 1622 01:21:47,916 --> 01:21:48,833 [Caesar] You know what? 1623 01:21:48,833 --> 01:21:51,750 That drink of yours made me feel alive again. 1624 01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:57,125 I feel like... the new emperor of China. 1625 01:21:57,708 --> 01:22:01,375 When your friend Cleo sees this, it will blow her mind. 1626 01:22:02,291 --> 01:22:05,000 Tomorrow at dawn, the Ku Koo clocks will be played! 1627 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,250 [sigh] 1628 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:13,583 Wow... 1629 01:22:16,916 --> 01:22:19,041 [epic music] 1630 01:22:22,458 --> 01:22:24,833 [Astérix] Obélix, slow down, we're going down soon. 1631 01:22:24,833 --> 01:22:28,041 - [To See] Yes, it's the next exit. - [kicking tires] 1632 01:22:28,041 --> 01:22:29,791 [narrator] Once again, thank you Obélix, 1633 01:22:29,791 --> 01:22:34,000 our friends beat Caesar's legions at Prince Ku Koo's Palace, 1634 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,791 The man with the bamboo mask, 1635 01:22:35,791 --> 01:22:37,250 if you watched. 1636 01:22:41,291 --> 01:22:42,875 I am To Fu, 1637 01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:46,500 advisor to Prince Regent Ku Koo. 1638 01:22:47,083 --> 01:22:48,250 You can prove it now 1639 01:22:49,208 --> 01:22:52,333 aren't you trying to impersonate the princess of China? 1640 01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:55,125 You have my word. I am the daughter of the empress. 1641 01:22:55,125 --> 01:22:58,833 I'm sorry, but just your word means nothing to me. 1642 01:22:59,416 --> 01:23:02,333 - [heavy breathing] - You could be a spy, 1643 01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:05,125 bought and paid for by Deng Tsin Qin! 1644 01:23:05,958 --> 01:23:06,833 [both] Huh? Not. 1645 01:23:07,791 --> 01:23:09,750 Show him the coin. 1646 01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:11,833 [dramatic music] 1647 01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:17,916 Will this coin finally make you kneel before your empress's daughter? 1648 01:23:17,916 --> 01:23:19,041 Oh. 1649 01:23:20,041 --> 01:23:22,041 [To Fu] My great apologies, His Highness See. 1650 01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:23,583 We had to be careful. 1651 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:27,958 His Highness Prince Ku Koo! 1652 01:23:28,458 --> 01:23:29,791 [groan] 1653 01:23:29,791 --> 01:23:32,083 [tense music] 1654 01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:36,333 [Obelix grunts] 1655 01:23:40,458 --> 01:23:41,875 [Bankruptis] What are you doing? Obelix! 1656 01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:43,500 Turn around and look at him. 1657 01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:45,458 You are rude, this is his place. 1658 01:23:45,458 --> 01:23:46,583 [Obelix trembles] 1659 01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:56,750 ♪ You say, tell me ♪ 1660 01:23:58,708 --> 01:24:01,000 ♪ Say it forever ♪ 1661 01:24:03,125 --> 01:24:05,208 ♪ That's the way it should be ♪ 1662 01:24:07,875 --> 01:24:08,833 Her Princess See, 1663 01:24:08,833 --> 01:24:11,583 I am Prince Ku Koo, my army is at your service. 1664 01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:13,875 We unite behind your mother, our empress. 1665 01:24:13,875 --> 01:24:15,750 Uh... I, um... 1666 01:24:15,750 --> 01:24:18,625 Thank you, um, I'm sorry, I'm at a loss for words. 1667 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:21,500 [Ku Koo] This is my fault. My damn hair must scare you. 1668 01:24:22,333 --> 01:24:24,083 Oh no, not at all. It suits you beautifully. 1669 01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:27,125 You're the first person to ever say that. 1670 01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:29,083 You're the first person I wanted to tell this to. 1671 01:24:29,083 --> 01:24:32,375 ♪ When you feel like you've lost your way ♪ 1672 01:24:32,916 --> 01:24:35,333 ♪ Do you have someone there to say ♪ 1673 01:24:36,833 --> 01:24:39,000 ♪ I'll show you ♪ 1674 01:24:41,916 --> 01:24:44,583 ♪ You say, tell me... ♪ 1675 01:24:44,583 --> 01:24:46,791 Someone is moving away. 1676 01:24:46,791 --> 01:24:49,125 All those months of effort, for nothing. 1677 01:24:51,791 --> 01:24:53,875 And just like that. thrown into the friend zone. 1678 01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:56,208 Princess, can we go now? 1679 01:24:57,625 --> 01:24:59,333 Is there a Kingdom to save or not? 1680 01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:04,666 ♪ Say it together ♪ 1681 01:25:06,416 --> 01:25:08,333 ♪ Of course ♪ 1682 01:25:08,333 --> 01:25:11,125 [dramatic music] 1683 01:25:12,666 --> 01:25:15,708 Usually Ku Koo to build your palace in a pool. 1684 01:25:15,708 --> 01:25:17,041 Oh cornered! 1685 01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:19,666 Surrounded by Caesar. It shouldn't take long. 1686 01:25:23,458 --> 01:25:26,500 Surrender to Caesar. Nothing works here then. 1687 01:25:38,083 --> 01:25:39,958 I have Princess Sa See. 1688 01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:42,208 Submit to the power of the One Empress of China. 1689 01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:43,875 [laughter] 1690 01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:47,041 See, my dear, now we can get married! 1691 01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:50,541 Over my dead body. You will regret your actions, Deng Tsin Qin. 1692 01:25:51,458 --> 01:25:52,833 Seems like a tough sell. 1693 01:25:52,833 --> 01:25:54,250 Pretty unlikely, I won't lie. 1694 01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:57,458 - I have a question for you, princess. - We're welcome. 1695 01:25:58,083 --> 01:25:59,500 How many bands do you have? 1696 01:25:59,500 --> 01:26:00,750 Ten thousand. 1697 01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:04,375 No, I'm just saying, because... I came here with eighty thousand people! 1698 01:26:04,375 --> 01:26:06,083 [applause] 1699 01:26:10,541 --> 01:26:13,541 The power of experience, simply put. I can't help myself. I never lost. 1700 01:26:13,541 --> 01:26:14,833 Ha, you're awesome. 1701 01:26:14,833 --> 01:26:18,166 Looks like you miscounted. It's ten thousand plus two. 1702 01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:19,500 If you still need me, of course. 1703 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:20,750 Hi Julius! 1704 01:26:20,750 --> 01:26:22,875 - [Obélix] It's us! - The freaks. 1705 01:26:22,875 --> 01:26:24,166 [Ku Koo] Not plus two, 1706 01:26:24,166 --> 01:26:25,875 plus three! 1707 01:26:26,458 --> 01:26:27,666 The man behind the bamboo! 1708 01:26:29,666 --> 01:26:31,166 [Deng Tsin Qin] How awful. poor boy 1709 01:26:31,750 --> 01:26:33,416 - He's blond. - It's not such a bad look. 1710 01:26:33,416 --> 01:26:35,041 [Bankruptis] Not plus three, plus four! 1711 01:26:35,916 --> 01:26:38,791 I am the Man with the Blue Plumage. 1712 01:26:38,791 --> 01:26:40,083 what is this 1713 01:26:43,333 --> 01:26:45,166 That's enough talk. 1714 01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:49,333 Why talk when you can run? 1715 01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:50,333 Ah! 1716 01:26:50,333 --> 01:26:52,000 - [rock music plays] - [cheers] 1717 01:26:55,583 --> 01:26:57,041 [grumbles] 1718 01:26:57,041 --> 01:26:59,041 [Antivirus] God. 1719 01:26:59,041 --> 01:27:00,291 [crowd gasps] 1720 01:27:01,375 --> 01:27:03,625 The man starts cold! stupid boy 1721 01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:05,416 - Did I give the order? - No, you didn't. 1722 01:27:07,416 --> 01:27:08,333 [sigh] 1723 01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:09,416 All right. Wheel. 1724 01:27:09,416 --> 01:27:12,250 - Rotation! - [off-key horn player] 1725 01:27:13,625 --> 01:27:15,000 [soldiers chanting] Antivirus! 1726 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,416 Antivirus! 1727 01:27:16,416 --> 01:27:21,166 - Antivirus! Antivirus! - [horn hollers] 1728 01:27:21,166 --> 01:27:23,208 [singing continues] 1729 01:27:29,625 --> 01:27:31,541 [shouting] 1730 01:27:31,541 --> 01:27:32,791 [cork popping] 1731 01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:34,708 [play bagpipes] 1732 01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:41,458 - [sigh] - Ah! 1733 01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:48,041 [expires] 1734 01:27:51,833 --> 01:27:53,750 Hey, Asterix. Give me some, will you? 1735 01:27:53,750 --> 01:27:56,625 - No. Not enough to go around. - [mockingly] Not enough to go around. 1736 01:28:00,333 --> 01:28:01,708 What a bunch of cheaters! 1737 01:28:01,708 --> 01:28:02,875 It won't save them, though. 1738 01:28:04,416 --> 01:28:06,291 Attack! 1739 01:28:06,291 --> 01:28:08,250 [soldiers cheer] 1740 01:28:09,541 --> 01:28:10,541 Wow! 1741 01:28:10,541 --> 01:28:12,750 - [battle cries] - [bark] 1742 01:28:22,833 --> 01:28:24,291 - Me! - What? 1743 01:28:25,208 --> 01:28:26,083 yes sir 1744 01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:48,666 [bark] 1745 01:28:48,666 --> 01:28:50,125 [shouts] 1746 01:29:05,416 --> 01:29:06,416 [groan] 1747 01:29:07,791 --> 01:29:09,250 [screaming] 1748 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:16,708 help me 1749 01:29:16,708 --> 01:29:18,416 Shhh! Shut your mouth. 1750 01:29:18,416 --> 01:29:20,041 You're gonna catch us. 1751 01:29:20,041 --> 01:29:22,458 Golly. As in Gaul. 1752 01:29:34,833 --> 01:29:36,166 So is it my turn? 1753 01:29:36,166 --> 01:29:37,500 Yes, sure, if you want. 1754 01:29:37,500 --> 01:29:38,583 Archers! 1755 01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:40,916 Scope! 1756 01:29:40,916 --> 01:29:42,458 To draw! 1757 01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:43,958 Fire! 1758 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:48,666 Deng Tsin Qin, Emperor of China! [laughs] 1759 01:29:48,666 --> 01:29:50,250 [mysterious music] 1760 01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:51,541 Arrows! 1761 01:29:59,291 --> 01:30:01,291 [screams] 1762 01:30:05,791 --> 01:30:07,250 Come on. Serious? 1763 01:30:07,250 --> 01:30:09,916 Don't judge. Ah! 1764 01:30:11,291 --> 01:30:12,333 I can feel it. 1765 01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:15,833 The shot is a monster. Ah! 1766 01:30:15,833 --> 01:30:18,083 [screams] 1767 01:30:18,083 --> 01:30:19,208 Crazy strength! 1768 01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:20,583 Oh... 1769 01:30:20,583 --> 01:30:23,916 Is that all? Is that all? Argh! 1770 01:30:23,916 --> 01:30:26,875 Not! I can't believe it. This is pathetic! 1771 01:30:28,750 --> 01:30:30,708 [soldier screaming] 1772 01:30:36,791 --> 01:30:39,208 - Smell of victory. - Ah, it smells like victory. 1773 01:30:39,208 --> 01:30:40,958 A specific smell, you say? 1774 01:30:42,208 --> 01:30:44,291 Do readers care about this kind of detail? 1775 01:30:44,291 --> 01:30:45,708 Taste the experience. 1776 01:30:47,458 --> 01:30:49,166 Then it smells like laurel. 1777 01:30:49,166 --> 01:30:52,375 Excellent. Excellent! 1778 01:30:52,375 --> 01:30:54,291 [dramatic music] 1779 01:30:57,750 --> 01:30:58,875 [grumbles] 1780 01:30:58,875 --> 01:31:00,375 [laughs] 1781 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:05,583 [laughs] 1782 01:31:06,500 --> 01:31:09,291 [screams] 1783 01:31:09,291 --> 01:31:12,458 [emotional music] 1784 01:31:14,125 --> 01:31:15,083 thank you 1785 01:31:15,083 --> 01:31:16,333 With pleasure. 1786 01:31:16,333 --> 01:31:17,583 [screams] 1787 01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:21,583 I won't help you just because we had a fight. 1788 01:31:22,166 --> 01:31:23,000 i know 1789 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,083 - I always said I would defend you. - [screams] 1790 01:31:25,750 --> 01:31:26,750 i know 1791 01:31:28,041 --> 01:31:30,166 Because you will always be my best partner. 1792 01:31:32,875 --> 01:31:33,833 i know 1793 01:31:34,916 --> 01:31:36,250 Sorry, Obelix. 1794 01:31:39,125 --> 01:31:41,250 [See] Asterix! Obelix! 1795 01:31:48,708 --> 01:31:51,250 [Obelix Grunts] 1796 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:02,166 Obelix! Not! 1797 01:32:02,750 --> 01:32:03,916 Not. 1798 01:32:14,208 --> 01:32:16,500 [laughs] 1799 01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:21,166 Before we die, I have to tell you something, princess. 1800 01:32:21,166 --> 01:32:23,083 - [soft music plays] - [hoof steps approach] 1801 01:32:27,125 --> 01:32:30,166 [epic music] 1802 01:32:47,208 --> 01:32:48,041 Look there! 1803 01:32:49,875 --> 01:32:51,583 [narrator] And just when all seemed lost, 1804 01:32:52,416 --> 01:32:53,791 the empress appeared 1805 01:32:53,791 --> 01:32:56,833 followed by her army and all her people. 1806 01:32:56,833 --> 01:32:58,291 Everyone came. 1807 01:32:58,291 --> 01:33:00,250 They followed her through the Middle Kingdom, 1808 01:33:00,250 --> 01:33:04,375 marching up to the ultimate battle scene. 1809 01:33:16,916 --> 01:33:17,750 Oh? 1810 01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:19,500 [soft music plays] 1811 01:33:21,416 --> 01:33:23,333 - What the hell is this? - I'm not sure. 1812 01:33:23,333 --> 01:33:26,041 But I don't smell much laurel right now. 1813 01:33:26,541 --> 01:33:29,083 More like a pine coffin. 1814 01:33:29,083 --> 01:33:30,333 [sigh] 1815 01:33:31,750 --> 01:33:32,958 [horn honking] 1816 01:33:34,583 --> 01:33:36,083 Caesar! 1817 01:33:36,083 --> 01:33:38,291 I am the empress of China. 1818 01:33:38,291 --> 01:33:40,916 You will leave my empire immediately. I order you. 1819 01:33:40,916 --> 01:33:43,458 - [laughs] - Never! 1820 01:33:43,458 --> 01:33:45,708 Woman of character. It reminds me of someone. 1821 01:33:45,708 --> 01:33:46,833 Ohh... 1822 01:33:47,708 --> 01:33:49,125 Your Majesty, 1823 01:33:49,791 --> 01:33:52,000 than to lose our temper and ruin everything, 1824 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:54,708 maybe we could consider some sort of alliance? 1825 01:33:54,708 --> 01:33:57,625 When the clouds pass in front of the sun, 1826 01:33:57,625 --> 01:34:00,041 my army will crush you. 1827 01:34:00,916 --> 01:34:03,541 What is this now, another proverb of yours? 1828 01:34:03,541 --> 01:34:06,333 Oh no, it's literal. And it's happening now. 1829 01:34:07,625 --> 01:34:09,291 [dramatic music] 1830 01:34:12,041 --> 01:34:14,541 - How many of you are there? - [gasps] Look at him doing his thing! 1831 01:34:15,166 --> 01:34:17,375 One million. 1832 01:34:17,375 --> 01:34:19,625 [music distorts and fades out] 1833 01:34:19,625 --> 01:34:22,250 Ah. The math doesn't go as well. 1834 01:34:22,250 --> 01:34:23,208 [sigh] 1835 01:34:23,208 --> 01:34:25,666 Guys, I'm going to hit the road. It's not like I'm from here. 1836 01:34:25,666 --> 01:34:27,458 I'm going back to Rome so keep in touch. 1837 01:34:27,458 --> 01:34:31,291 But Caesar, you can't look for us! I'm a million! 1838 01:34:32,083 --> 01:34:33,500 It's not my war. 1839 01:34:34,166 --> 01:34:35,500 [off-key horn cone] 1840 01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:40,583 I can't go out for a trot. 1841 01:34:42,625 --> 01:34:44,208 [whistle] Hello, Equus! 1842 01:34:45,541 --> 01:34:46,958 Hi there. Now. [snaps fingers] 1843 01:34:50,125 --> 01:34:51,500 [coos and vibrates] 1844 01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:56,916 YOU HAVE YOUR MESSAGE! 1845 01:34:56,916 --> 01:35:01,000 SAY BACK FROM MY LITTLE PYRAMID! CLEOPATRA 1846 01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:03,000 [sighs] It's a rough day. 1847 01:35:03,625 --> 01:35:04,458 A rough one. 1848 01:35:05,375 --> 01:35:06,416 Right. 1849 01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:11,916 Hatred! 1850 01:35:11,916 --> 01:35:13,750 - [majestic music] - [cries of victory] 1851 01:35:16,166 --> 01:35:20,583 [scattered cheers] 1852 01:35:24,083 --> 01:35:27,083 [Sa See screams indistinctly] 1853 01:35:35,833 --> 01:35:36,666 [laughs] 1854 01:35:41,666 --> 01:35:44,166 Hooray! 1855 01:35:44,166 --> 01:35:45,666 [narrator] Now that's more like it. 1856 01:35:45,666 --> 01:35:48,750 - [light music is played] - And here we are, back in Gaul. 1857 01:35:48,750 --> 01:35:51,916 Not only for the usual banquet of our friends, 1858 01:35:51,916 --> 01:35:57,958 but also to organize a celebration in honor of Gaul and China. 1859 01:35:59,833 --> 01:36:03,291 Watch out, the Empress will speak now. 1860 01:36:04,541 --> 01:36:05,583 brave warriors, 1861 01:36:06,666 --> 01:36:08,541 my gratitude is eternal. 1862 01:36:09,208 --> 01:36:10,916 [Vitalstatistix] Our honor, Your Majesty. 1863 01:36:10,916 --> 01:36:13,750 In fact, I'm the one who insisted that we hurry to help you. 1864 01:36:15,166 --> 01:36:17,000 Today we got here 1865 01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:19,041 let's celebrate a beautiful union. 1866 01:36:19,041 --> 01:36:21,250 [soft music plays] 1867 01:36:27,750 --> 01:36:30,500 That's my cousin. Remix is ​​the name. 1868 01:36:30,500 --> 01:36:32,375 He is a specialist in world music! 1869 01:36:32,375 --> 01:36:36,000 He is my cousin, he is mine, all mine. He's not your cousin at all, he's mine... 1870 01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:37,166 - Shut up! - [ scoffs ] 1871 01:37:09,750 --> 01:37:11,416 [muffled protest] 1872 01:37:22,625 --> 01:37:25,125 [Vitalstatistix] You know, we're a little alike, me and you. 1873 01:37:25,125 --> 01:37:26,333 We are bosses. 1874 01:37:26,333 --> 01:37:29,041 I think the exercise of power gets pretty lonely. 1875 01:37:29,041 --> 01:37:30,375 Wouldn't you say so? 1876 01:37:32,666 --> 01:37:34,666 And... we're not done. 1877 01:37:34,666 --> 01:37:38,083 And what's more, behind every great man is a great woman. 1878 01:37:38,083 --> 01:37:41,166 Without Impedimenta, I am lost. At home, he wears a mustache. 1879 01:37:41,166 --> 01:37:43,916 Don't interrupt, right? Have a nice day? 1880 01:37:43,916 --> 01:37:46,250 [Impediment] Huh? We'll work this out at home. 1881 01:37:46,250 --> 01:37:48,833 - [tutting] - Hey, Mimenta! 1882 01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:52,041 Excuse me. Just a little marital squabble to settle. 1883 01:37:52,625 --> 01:37:54,666 Remember! Remember! 1884 01:37:54,666 --> 01:37:56,833 [sighs] I thought he'd never leave. 1885 01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:02,125 you know what When you left the cell, I got my head back. 1886 01:38:02,708 --> 01:38:03,583 Hmm. 1887 01:38:03,583 --> 01:38:06,541 What I lost, however, was my poor heart. 1888 01:38:07,125 --> 01:38:08,791 - Oh, don't be silly. - [both giggle] 1889 01:38:08,791 --> 01:38:11,541 So what did you do with it? 1890 01:38:13,916 --> 01:38:15,208 See this, Bankruptis? 1891 01:38:15,208 --> 01:38:17,541 huh? Jail didn't stop your damn oo-la-la! 1892 01:38:17,541 --> 01:38:19,541 [laughs] High class. 1893 01:38:20,541 --> 01:38:21,708 [bark] 1894 01:38:25,833 --> 01:38:27,333 hey Bring another plate. 1895 01:38:27,333 --> 01:38:29,458 Or better yet, a big dish, okay? Want to share? 1896 01:38:29,458 --> 01:38:32,250 - No. I will not give in now. - Right, sorry. 1897 01:38:33,625 --> 01:38:35,625 So you still don't miss it? 1898 01:38:35,625 --> 01:38:37,291 Why would I miss out? 1899 01:38:37,291 --> 01:38:40,000 I tell you, I can't stand the smell even now. 1900 01:38:41,333 --> 01:38:43,916 What I might miss sometimes is the midnight snack, you know? 1901 01:38:44,541 --> 01:38:46,416 After a barley beer or two, it gets complicated. 1902 01:38:47,875 --> 01:38:48,875 Obelix? 1903 01:38:49,750 --> 01:38:51,000 Panacea. 1904 01:38:51,541 --> 01:38:52,375 Am I in the way? 1905 01:38:52,375 --> 01:38:53,833 - No. - [Panacea] I have. 1906 01:38:53,833 --> 01:38:56,500 I can tell. Since you came back, I've been invisible. 1907 01:38:57,916 --> 01:39:00,583 Are the rumors about you and her true? 1908 01:39:01,375 --> 01:39:02,500 This is ridiculous. 1909 01:39:02,500 --> 01:39:04,666 Long distance relationships don't work. 1910 01:39:04,666 --> 01:39:07,583 Think about the situation. Because I'm here. 1911 01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:10,875 I've been waiting for months, worried about death, 1912 01:39:10,875 --> 01:39:12,625 while chasing another woman? 1913 01:39:13,416 --> 01:39:14,458 you don't love me 1914 01:39:14,458 --> 01:39:16,750 - No? - [Panacea] Well, you or not? 1915 01:39:16,750 --> 01:39:19,833 you used to love me So is it a yes or a no? 1916 01:39:19,833 --> 01:39:21,875 - [Panacea] Do I have to watch you? - Tell him yes. 1917 01:39:21,875 --> 01:39:23,208 Listen, Panacea... Phew... 1918 01:39:24,291 --> 01:39:25,125 it doesn't happen. 1919 01:39:25,750 --> 01:39:28,375 This village goes from one adventure to another. 1920 01:39:29,625 --> 01:39:32,958 And it's about time I did too. That's all. Nothing personal. 1921 01:39:34,041 --> 01:39:35,875 Now if you'll excuse me... 1922 01:39:35,875 --> 01:39:36,875 you are crazy 1923 01:39:38,666 --> 01:39:41,041 But, uh, I'm still... 1924 01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:46,916 [Konghou soft game] 1925 01:39:46,916 --> 01:39:50,833 [singing "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" in Chinese] 1926 01:41:07,958 --> 01:41:10,125 [mouth] 1927 01:41:14,416 --> 01:41:17,958 [mysterious music] 1928 01:41:18,666 --> 01:41:21,541 ["(I Had) The Time Of My Life" continues] 1929 01:41:27,166 --> 01:41:28,750 [applause] 1930 01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:33,791 [muffled protest] 1931 01:42:03,666 --> 01:42:05,125 Nice party, isn't it? 1932 01:42:05,125 --> 01:42:07,250 I thought everyone had a good time. 1933 01:42:08,625 --> 01:42:10,250 It was a good party. 1934 01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:15,125 So Ka Ra Tay, she's... gone, isn't she? 1935 01:42:15,125 --> 01:42:17,125 Well, yes, long way home. 1936 01:42:19,083 --> 01:42:20,708 She called me her girlfriend. 1937 01:42:20,708 --> 01:42:21,916 [soft music plays] 1938 01:42:21,916 --> 01:42:23,208 she did 1939 01:42:23,750 --> 01:42:25,541 That's amazing, Oby. 1940 01:42:25,541 --> 01:42:28,208 And so, she didn't… didn't feel like staying? 1941 01:42:28,208 --> 01:42:30,041 Well, she wanted to, of course, but... 1942 01:42:30,666 --> 01:42:33,791 he has work in China, great responsibilities at the palace. 1943 01:42:34,750 --> 01:42:37,625 It's not a big deal, it will happen. When we grow up. 1944 01:42:38,750 --> 01:42:39,583 When will you grow up? 1945 01:42:39,583 --> 01:42:41,416 Well, yes. 1946 01:42:42,125 --> 01:42:42,958 ok... 1947 01:42:43,625 --> 01:42:45,791 I'm tired, I'm going to sleep. 1948 01:42:46,375 --> 01:42:47,416 [Obelix yawns] 1949 01:42:48,541 --> 01:42:50,083 - Hey, Oby? - Huh? 1950 01:42:50,666 --> 01:42:52,000 One more for the road then? 1951 01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:54,166 - Oh, don't mind if I do! - [chuckles] 1952 01:42:55,750 --> 01:42:57,458 [Obelix laughs] 1953 01:43:01,375 --> 01:43:03,083 Oh, both... 1954 01:43:03,083 --> 01:43:04,291 Aw, my friend. 1955 01:43:04,291 --> 01:43:06,416 [both laugh] 1956 01:43:07,041 --> 01:43:08,000 More! 1957 01:43:08,000 --> 01:43:09,125 Oh, Asterix! 1958 01:43:09,125 --> 01:43:10,541 Obelix! 1959 01:43:11,375 --> 01:43:13,083 [suffocated laughter] 1960 01:43:13,083 --> 01:43:15,166 [Astérix!] I can't breathe. 1961 01:43:20,291 --> 01:43:21,416 {\an8}The end 1962 01:43:21,416 --> 01:43:23,833 {\an8}TO RENÉ GOSCINNY and ALBERT UDERZO 1963 01:43:23,833 --> 01:43:25,916 [upbeat adventure music] 1964 01:44:19,291 --> 01:44:20,500 [music stops] 1965 01:44:20,500 --> 01:44:22,416 - [rock music is played] - [Cacofonix] Coo coo! 1966 01:44:23,166 --> 01:44:26,541 [in French] ♪ Don't you want me to sing? ♪ [laughs] 1967 01:44:29,791 --> 01:44:31,041 ♪ I'll sing anyway ♪ 1968 01:44:33,125 --> 01:44:36,250 ♪ Don't you want me to sing? Huh? ♪ 1969 01:44:37,166 --> 01:44:38,625 - ♪ You don't want me to sing ♪ - Oh! 1970 01:44:38,625 --> 01:44:41,041 - I forgot the surprise. - What surprise? 1971 01:44:41,041 --> 01:44:42,250 Wait here. 1972 01:44:44,333 --> 01:44:47,208 {\an8} ♪ So what is it, my voice or just me? ♪ 1973 01:44:47,208 --> 01:44:49,833 {\an8} ♪ So is it me or my voice? ♪ 1974 01:44:50,833 --> 01:44:53,750 {\an8} ♪ So my voice is not right? Is that what you don't like? ♪ 1975 01:44:53,750 --> 01:44:55,500 ♪ Or is it just me? ♪ 1976 01:44:56,250 --> 01:44:58,958 ♪ Tell me what's wrong Always something wrong ♪ 1977 01:44:58,958 --> 01:45:02,000 ♪ Don't do this, don't do that ♪ 1978 01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:04,833 ♪ Is it the lyrics or my voice, I don't understand ♪ 1979 01:45:04,833 --> 01:45:07,750 ♪ Don't call me paranoid. You are all against me ♪ 1980 01:45:09,666 --> 01:45:11,375 ♪ Don't you want me to sing? ♪ 1981 01:45:12,208 --> 01:45:15,083 - ♪ Huh? ♪ - [Obélix laughs] 1982 01:45:15,083 --> 01:45:17,125 ♪ I'll sing anyway ♪ 1983 01:45:17,125 --> 01:45:19,916 [Asterix, Obelix] Oh! 1984 01:45:20,791 --> 01:45:22,916 ♪ Don't you want me to sing? ♪ 1985 01:45:26,458 --> 01:45:29,083 ♪ I'll sing anyway ♪ 1986 01:45:31,333 --> 01:45:32,500 [Cacophonix sings] 1987 01:45:32,500 --> 01:45:34,375 [Biopix] What did Caesar say about his palace? 1988 01:45:34,375 --> 01:45:36,708 "When I come back, I want it bright." 1989 01:45:37,333 --> 01:45:38,625 So make it shine! 1990 01:45:39,250 --> 01:45:40,500 It's, it's, it's... 1991 01:45:40,500 --> 01:45:44,458 - Shine on, fools. - Here, this is the spirit. 1992 01:45:47,500 --> 01:45:49,000 You get the whole Galician market. 1993 01:45:49,000 --> 01:45:51,125 All I want is China and the rest of the world. 1994 01:45:51,125 --> 01:45:53,375 It's a mega deal! Take it or leave. 1995 01:45:53,375 --> 01:45:55,083 Please give me an answer. 1996 01:45:55,083 --> 01:45:56,708 What is the mega deal you are doing? 1997 01:45:56,708 --> 01:45:58,583 - I never said mega deal... - Yes, you did, 1998 01:45:58,583 --> 01:46:00,416 the miserable Kh'mar . A consummate trader 1999 01:46:00,416 --> 01:46:03,125 like me can read lips three miles away? 2000 01:46:03,125 --> 01:46:05,666 - So why did you say that? - I didn't! 2001 01:46:05,666 --> 01:46:07,375 [both argue] 2002 01:46:09,541 --> 01:46:12,416 I'm telling you, honey, you're sure to get your Julius back. 2003 01:46:12,416 --> 01:46:14,916 All you have to do is send him a message saying: 2004 01:46:14,916 --> 01:46:18,083 "I'll cross oceans and ponds, I'll even dye my hair blonde..." 2005 01:46:18,083 --> 01:46:20,666 And voila, he'll be at your door before you know it. 2006 01:46:20,666 --> 01:46:22,500 [sighs] I think so. 2007 01:46:22,500 --> 01:46:24,666 I don't know why I'm so embalmed about it. 2008 01:46:26,500 --> 01:46:30,416 Aw. Oh no, it's flat. Don't have a poultry charger? 2009 01:46:30,416 --> 01:46:33,083 Ah! Don't move. I'll get you one. 2010 01:46:34,166 --> 01:46:36,083 Egyptian plug? 2011 01:46:36,916 --> 01:46:38,166 [Caesar] Why not a Roman one? 2012 01:46:39,333 --> 01:46:40,750 [Cleo laughs] 2013 01:46:43,083 --> 01:46:45,208 [Cacofonix] ♪ I'll sing anyway ♪ 2014 01:46:45,208 --> 01:46:47,333 - [laughter] - He sang anyway. 2015 01:46:49,250 --> 01:46:52,375 [man 1] Hey, are you done with the noise? 2016 01:46:52,375 --> 01:46:54,541 [man 2] We want to get some sleep around here! 2017 01:46:56,208 --> 01:46:57,916 [both laughing] 2018 01:46:59,625 --> 01:47:00,458 I'm sorry! 2019 01:47:05,041 --> 01:47:06,250 [Astérix] Good night! 2020 01:47:06,250 --> 01:47:08,625 [Obélix] Good night, good Gauls! 2021 01:47:10,291 --> 01:47:12,958 {\an8}[Playing "These People Are Crazy"]